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There comes a time in every mans life that after a few beers, or a few beers to many, that a man needs to stop being on the internets and go to bed and snuggle up to the lil women after making a lil vodka splash first and taking her one too and getting next to the lil women and then zonk out and wake up the next morning and go "Shit" I fell asleep and didn't get any and regretting it but saying that tommorow is another day and I'll go to work, come home and eat whatever she puts in front of me and having a couple of beer and then planning a snugle again but this time bingo and the next day comes and you say you know what I'm going to go to work and have a good day and come home and have what the wife calls a plate of "I don't give a shit" cuz everyt ime she asks what I want for dinner I say I don't give a shit so she put the plate in front of me and says heres a plate of I don't give a shit even though thats prolly the only time that she swears cuz she doesn't like swearing and thats prolly part of the reason she hates me so much cuz I like to fucking swear a lot and sometime she laughs at my swearing but most of the times she's not overjoyed to hear me swear that much cuz she doesn't like it that much...to be continued
Holy shit. That was as close to a gusman post as you'll ever get.
Nice work Mr. T.
lol... Anyhwo, tahoe
Out like lol.
I take that as a huge HUGE compliment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins
I'm out like Flip Murray.
:emo kid:
Off to dinner. Cheerio.
in a few
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Originally Posted by Glenn
*waives goodbye*
Out like e-ray after one beer
Better out than in, I always say.