Professional Wrestling

Yeah, TNA are fucking with the tag division and pushing a lame team.

Die hard TNA defenders will claim that "at least we have a tag division" or "it's Doug Williams - he's awesome" but at the end of the day it's still shit.

I am hoping that this British stuff is just so they can convince Nigel McGuinness to sign with them. He was Ring of Honor Champ for a long time and he might be a free agent as you read this. I hope that with Williams in TNA and a British stable in a main storyline McGuinness might make the jump to TNA.

If that doesn't happen I would set up a Williams "turn" as he beats the shit out of his stable mates and becomes a real mid-card heel that likes to fucking smash people. A Benoit/Mike Awesome kinda dude.

But TNA ain't gonna get McGuinness, or have Williams go his own way. They keep their fans hooked by having a great talent roster and doing nothing with it. People tune in week after week hoping that at some point someone with some power will get it and flip the whole fucking company upside down.

The only way that's gonna happen is if the Main Event Mafia disappear off TV. And that ain't gonna happen while Dixie is in charge cause she's the reason Sting is on the books.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

Yeah, TNA are fucking with the tag division and pushing a lame team.

Die hard TNA defenders will claim that "at least we have a tag division" or "it's Doug Williams - he's awesome" but at the end of the day it's still shit.

I am hoping that this British stuff is just so they can convince Nigel McGuinness to sign with them. He was Ring of Honor Champ for a long time and he might be a free agent as you read this. I hope that with Williams in TNA and a British stable in a main storyline McGuinness might make the jump to TNA.

If that doesn't happen I would set up a Williams "turn" as he beats the shit out of his stable mates and becomes a real mid-card heel that likes to fucking smash people. A Benoit/Mike Awesome kinda dude.

But TNA ain't gonna get McGuinness, or have Williams go his own way. They keep their fans hooked by having a great talent roster and doing nothing with it. People tune in week after week hoping that at some point someone with some power will get it and flip the whole fucking company upside down.

The only way that's gonna happen is if the Main Event Mafia disappear off TV. And that ain't gonna happen while Dixie is in charge cause she's the reason Sting is on the books.

How can Williams beat the shit out of his stable mates? Rob Terry is invinceable, remember? lol Sorry just had to do it.

Batista is pulling a Cena, it appears. I wouldn't be surprised if he isn't injured at all.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1431191/

Batista and Rob Van Dam in an action film together? Holy shit.

Film is scheduled for 2010 (probably spring to coincide with WrestleMania). Action films take a ton of prep, though I'm sure the script ain't too terribly difficult to learn. Principal photography a half year prior to the release date sounds about right.

Could have done a little better with the leading lady, but she's cute enough.

HAHA RVD is in the movie too.

Batista has a legit bicep injury though - likely due to too many roids.

Anyone catch RAW?

Big News: Randy Orton as Champ! Big Surprise there (I was sure Triple H was gonna win)

Bigger News: But to keep Triple H happy he won the Main Event of this massive card that featured 3 world title matches. So what match was the Main Event? A 10-man Battle Royal to determine the #1 contender to the Raw World Title!!!

Why the fuck is that match last? Edge v Punk v Hardy should have been last.

But whatever.

Biggest News: Donald Trump "buys" RAW and next week it's gonna air with no commercial breaks and the Main Event will be a Last Man Standing Match between Orton and HHH!!!

The only problem I see with this Trump storyline? It should have been Eric Bischoff or Paul Heyman that bought Raw. WWE doesn't need to give them creative power backstage (well, they do, but forget that for a second). The storyline, wherever it's going would have been more convincing to fans of the Attitude Era if Bischoff or Heyman bought the brand because they are "known" enemies of Vince.

The return of Bischoff would have been HUGE! Even I would have "marked out" (been stunned). Trump is big news, but I've been a fan long enough to:

a) Expect this to go nowhere and at some point a McMahon (Stephanie or Shane) will buy it back

b) expect this to finish at Mania in a match where someone reps Trump v Vince or his rep for "ownership" of the RAW brand which Vince will win, getting revenge on Trump after having his head shaved one year.

I wanna see hot Stephanie McMahon on Raw again....lucky ass triple H

Dude, she's had 2 kids. I don't think she's too hot anymore.

I haven't seen her on TV for a bit though - maybe she got back in shape?

BTW, Triple H and Steph had 2 girls!!! That must have pissed Triple H off that he couldn't "cum" through with a grandson for Vinny-Mac

But good ol' Shane came through. IIRC his wife gave birth to a son and you can see Vince, Shane and baby at the start of Mania 20 (It All Begins Again).

How do I remember that? Cause I watched Benoit's awesome triple threat title win again yesterday! The moment after he wins, with Eddie as World Champ too and balloons and streamers and shit are everywhere...

Kinda sucked to watch it now that both are gone, Benoit by his own hand. The death of Eddie seriously fucked with Benoit and I believe that was the beginning of the end for the "Rabid Wolverine"

Trump names Ken Kennedy as Raw GM next week.

Massive pop to Kennedy as it emanates from Green Bay and would get Kennedy in over HUGE therefore turning Vince heel. Hello Stone Cold vs. McMahon all over again.

Wait, that would be too easy right?

I definitely wouldn't be surprised if they did it.

I doubt it happens, though. It's too logical.

BTW, I read on PWTorch that Kennedy posted another video on his Facebook page or myspace page where he claims it's all a work and he wasn't fired...

Then he turns around and says that he got fired!

I gotta believe it's a work, otherwise why put it out there?