bukdow:
I have an issue that has got to be solved. It is really bothering me.
I have lost interest in sex. Now, ordinarily that's no big deal. I'm 45, and really don't care anymore, plus I'm sick of the bichhez if ya know what I mean LOLZ.
NOW: Here is the real problem: I don't even want to look at Pornhub and whack off uncontrollably all weekend any longer. God, man, what is WRONG with me? All those bitchez, they all take it up the ass, and I don't even care!
Oh god, I know what you're going to say: I've turned gay. Well, I wanted to know so I watched my neighbor Tim shovel his snow for an hour last week and nope, no boner. I would think watching a big, burly guy like Tim do real man's work would give me a boner, but all it did was convince me to give him a twenty to shovel my snow.
What do I do, bukdow? Should I get on the Viagra so I feel like whacking off again?