Ok, I'm kinda sorta an expert on nose hair trimmers. My advice is to throw that som bitch out.
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Ok, I'm kinda sorta an expert on nose hair trimmers. My advice is to throw that som bitch out.
I know I posted some dumb shit last night. I was fucked up once again.
Oh sure, i'll search for it as soon as you get that fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Glantonio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7EsQuote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
I will get this video over.
[QUOTE=Beauld Flavors;421189]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es
Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFTranslator
There is this new guy at the gym from Austria. I keep saying to him..."Throw another shrimp on the barbie" And he looks at me kind of sideways. He finally came up to me and said "I'm from AUSTRIA" I said "Cool" He went to another machine and I said "Throw another shrimp on the barbie" He and his friend don't like me.
I feel it is my duty to keep foreigners thinking Mericans are dumb people. And I think I'm doing that splendidly.
I love you, 'hoe. In a purely straight way.
I try, bro.
So many peeps real steamed about Affleck being Batman. I don't give a shit personally, alls I know is that The Town and Argo are both awesome.
Discuss.
I'm with you, don't think he'll be that bad.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_We..._football_teamQuote:
South Florida
1 2 3 4 Total
South Florida 0 14 7 3 24
#7 West Virginia 0 6 6 7 19
The Bulls' defense scored on a fumble return and held the nation's second-best rushing and scoring offense to less than half of its averages in a 24–19 win over the No. 7 Mountaineers. Zip Goshboots ran for a touchdown and passed for another as USF (8–4, 4–3 Big East) handed West Virginia (9–2, 4–2) its first home loss in nine games—a loss that could end the Mountaineers' chances for a Bowl Championship Series bid.
I'm watching the Dark Knight on TNT right now and I started wondering "Why would anyone ever choose to live in Gotham?" That place is FUCKED UP.
Why would you be a criminal in Metropolis, for that matter?Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Or Metrocity!
Which one of you is it? Zip? Denny? FistingForTwo?
http://www.fmylife.com/love/20883544Quote:
Today, my mum got engaged to her American pen-pal, who is in prison over there for murder. FML
Real tired.
And steamed.
Did the Smith machine for shoulders today and tweaked/tweeked my shoulder a lil bit. Vod/Cran
Man, I'm just killin' it with the threads lately.
Lately? You're LDB! That's like Michael Jordan in his prime saying "Man, I've had some pretty good games lately."
The government might shut down, BUT THIS GUYDOESN'T!! LOL!
Why do the paper toilet seat covers have the paper in the middle for you to tear off? Seems like a huge waste of paper... and valuable seconds are wasted tearing them off when you're in the middle of a shit emergency...
The internetz is being a whore bag today. Maybe its my router.
Man, Subway brought the Tuscan chicken back? Great news!
Never know, could be angry Stafford fans from MLive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Random but if anyone's looking for a new laptop, dell's got 35% off all clearance, scratch, return models....I ordered one yesterday for 675ish that originally retailed for like 1700...some pretty good deals at the time, these are from the enterprise section that are the corporation segment usually...mine's like half a generation old processor (early 2013) but pretty fucking sick specs for under 1000 laptop...was like a sweet custom setup that someone returned....might be picked over by now though...
http://outlet.us.dell.com/ARBOnlineS...=28&l=en&s=dfb
Code J2LNX9ZQK8H8W7 for the discount, click on 'Enterprise sale' if it makes you....
This is what I got, I'm sure you could find a better deal somehow but it fits on my work dock which convenience-wise made this agood get for me...missing blue ray (which I'd never use...) and ssd which I think I'll add...:
Item Description:
Quantity: 1
-- Dell Outlet Latitude E6530 Laptop
-- Shipping Material
-- Software
-- 15.6 Inch High Definition (1080P) LED Display with AntiGlare
-- 90W AC Adapter
-- Certified Refurbished
-- Dell Wireless 380 Bluetooth 4.0 LE Module
-- Label
-- Service Software
-- Software
-- English Keyboard
-- Optical Drive Bezel
-- No Modem
-- Shipping Material
-- Information
-- 9-Cell (97WH) Primary Lithium Ion Battery, (3.0Ah) ExpressCharge Capable
-- Windows 7 Professional
-- Documentation
-- Service Software
-- No Modem
-- 8 GB Dual Channel DDR3 at 1600MHz (2x 4GB)
-- NO INTEL VPRO TECHNOLOGY ADV MGMT FEATURES
-- Information
-- Information
-- 750 GB 2.5inch SATA Hard Drive (7200 RPM)
-- Light Sensitive Webcam and Noise Cancelling Digital Array Mic
-- Bluetooth Cable
-- Software
-- Microsoft Office 365 - 1 Month Trial (Internet access required to install & activate)
-- Genuine Windows 7 Professional 64-Bit Operating System DVD
-- 125V Power Cord
-- LCD Cover
-- Information
-- Processor Label
-- Label
-- Dell Wireless 1540 802.11a/n Dual Band, High Speed Wi-Fi Half Mini-card
-- Shipping Material
-- Documentation
-- Dell ControlVault, Fingerprint Reader, Smartcard Reader and Contactless Smartcard Reader
-- Processor: Intel Core 3rd Generation i7-3720QM Processor (2.6GHz, 6M cache)
-- 8X DVD+/-RW Tray Load Drive
-- NVIDIA NVS 5200M (GDDR5 1GB) Discrete Graphic with Optimus
Looks like "Vinny" was a spammer all along. ban?
You're supposed to tear that off? Damn. Was wondering why things were so....messy.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Holy shitballs is this fast. This is insane, you click and it's done before my eyes can catch up. I haven't even added the SSD yet (coming tomorrow) or added more ram...gonna take it up to 16GB for using with VMs...Wow, I didn't even know what I was missing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
I'm not sure I believe you.
RT...I hope I'm tired enuf to go to sleep. If not, I'm going to drift off thinking about fuckin this one bish at the gym.
I lol'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beauld Flavors
However it would explain a lot. I can't search posts but I do have a Roku and a new Dell.
If you're an adult dressing up for Halloween and your best fucking idea is the killer from SCREAM, maybe you shouldn't dress up at all.
Sorry, MoTown. That's just how I feel.
I guess some dude just shot an ice agent here in town. Still looking for him. Tahoe loads another gun.
Have I been going through an existential crisis this whole time??? Man...
I don't feel like I drank 6 beers, but whatevs. Hope I can stop tomorrow. Or maybe Tuesday cuz tomorrow is MNF.