Heee gone
Can a corn right there.
Luckily I haven't had to hear him this year....yet.
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Heee gone
Can a corn right there.
Luckily I haven't had to hear him this year....yet.
Every fucking pitch that's close tonight he goes into his whole "I just don't understand it, DJ. These umpires, they need to call it both ways. It's just not fair. Our guys are working too hard." routine.
An ol DJ sucks right up too...normally anyway.
This was my favorite part of that heavethehawk site:
Quote:
In 1999,“The Hawk” allegedly grew tired of Tom “Wimpy” Paciorek's competent broadcasting and convinced Reinsdorf to send Wimpy packing. Like the firing of Tony La Russa 13 years earlier, Harrelson put his ego before the good of the White Sox organization and its fans. In stepped Darrin Jackson. With zero broadcasting experience, Sox fans were left hoping that his announcing skills would somehow be as polished as his playing-day moustache...
Howdy, Partner
From the outset, Darrin proved ineffective. His glazed expression did not exude confidence but, rather, hinted at a pre-game bong hit or two. The inability to assemble complete and fluid sentences became his trademark as he shuffled uncomfortably through the clumsiness that is a Sox television broadcast. You had to feel for the guy at first...with The Hawk perched to his left and all. But what happened next...well, we just don't like to talk about it around here. To the horror of us all, he began to engage in “Hawk-talk.” First came the cheerleading, (i.e. using “we” in place of the “the Sox.”) Next, he would join Hawk in the infamous homerun call, “you can put it on the board…yeeeeessssss.” And then, he mysteriously developed a Southern accent. [He really did....mindboggling - Vinny]
Words, DJ's personal kryptonite
To this day, the words on a page or teleprompter will flat out kick DJ's ass. Has anyone heard this guy do the lineups before the game? Or try to read copy for an upcoming promotion? How about his feeble attempts at play by play? Jeez. As Sox fans, all we ask for is someone who can take the sting out of a Ken Harrelson broadcast- someone to serve as the hillbilly buffer. Unfortunately, Darrin, you are not "gettin' it done." Reports from Japan talk of a shortage of Lando-staches. So please, get your goldbricking ass out of our baseball community and go back to shagging flies for the Seibu Lions.
A Firefox extension upgrade that roaches your browser, and hasn't been fixed because the fucking Firefox extensions website was reorganized into a steaming pile of shit.
Ahh... technosuckage.
For once an anti FF post lol. I've never liked it, still with IE, but never heard a bad FF thing until now.
People who freak about my truck running because i ending life as we know it...
Yeah, that does suck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naz
Don't get me wrong... I think Firefox > IE. IE's narrowed the gap somewhat by taking features that Firefox and other browsers have popularized.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
Firefox (at least as of version 2) doesn't do a very good job of extension management. If something is wrong with an update (often because an extension author is prepping for the next version of Firefox while trying to keep compatible with the current version), it's a fucking PITA to sort out. There's no way to easily roll back, say, the last week's worth of changes. Firefox needs more temporal sensibilities than it currently has, as do most applications with dynamic Internet updates.
For three weeks I've been hoping to go to the Tigers game today. All I said was "I don't care if it's cold, I don't care if it's raining, as long as it's not cold and raining. Wake up to 34 and raining, with an 80% chance of rain/snow all day.