Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from intelligent design.
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Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from intelligent design.
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I believe the universe didn't just happen by some freak accident.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
Is that believing in God?
When referring to your own beliefs, do you capitalize god?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharaoh
For your own sake, P, I wouldn't get involved in a Theological debate with Zip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharaoh
Well how did god happen, then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharaoh
Raptor Jesus.
That one was easy.
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Originally Posted by Fool
Good One!
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UxKa: Yeah I always make it a capital "G" - it's just respectful.
MoTown: Thanks for the warning
And Zip: I don't know where God came from, just like scientists can't explain where the big fucking rock that blew up in the Big Bang came from.
So, how does one believe the scientist who requires proof of everything EXCEPT the origins of this rock?
You might rely on something called "faith", which believers of "God" regularly rely on.
I have no idea if you think I'm some hardcore Christian nut or just some dude looking to discuss the big issues but this is gonna be an interesting discussion because my beliefs aren't set in stone!
I don't have all the answers, I don't have all the info but right now I believe that some power greater than LUCK designed the Universe. If I believe in a design I must therefore believe in a designer, right?
You can call that designer Allah, Joe, God, Jesus or Peter Griffin. I don't know it's name.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...s/einstein.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Pharaoh
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from Raptor Jesus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_wager
The above link is intended for Zip and P.
Warning: If Fool reads it, his head will explode.
BTW, I pray to Gl'enn every night, and thank him for all that is good in this world.
Thanks Gl'enn.
Fool wrote a paper on Pascal's wager.
It's not a bad idea, but then religion enters into it and the jews gobble up the title of "god's chosen people" and the SAVIOR is a jew, then christians come along, then muslims, and we have a clusterfucky of religious strife and people who well, don't really live like there is a god, but they do it in the name of god.
I'll wager Pascal is a froodlorp on the planet EnGGG77y##$ right now in his umpteenth incarnation of some form of life.
Denny McLain is horrified.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
Is that to be considered as an official presentation of that badge to someone on this intranets website, Moxie?
Are you really trying to claim that Zip?
Yes I am. It's MINE motherfucker, and I'm honest enough to admit it.
I will read the link later.
I am against organised religion, but am OK with their being a higher power/God.
If that boggles some minds so be it.
I don't need to go to a man made building and listen to some dude read from a book that a bunch of power hungry dudes put together way back in the day to calm the masses in order to "find" God.
Go visit the Great Barrier Reef, the Daintree Rainforest or any naturally beautiful thing - pure chance that those things exist?
Now that's really a dumb question. Arthur Fonzarelli is beautiful to some people--as beautiful as a rain forest--so did some god create him? And the rain forest is beautiful to you--but to guys like Dick Cheney or George Bush it's just another source of lumber to build more homes for fat ass white soccer moms.
And to whom is that stuff beautiful? I personally like a concrete jungle--tall buildings and architecture and nekked womenz--so who wins? I don't know, and no god invented that stuff--the Earff is just a big fucking rock rolling through space--and we are the germs growing on it.
You are so fucking funny when you're hammered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
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Holy Fucking Ouch!
Looks like buk on any given Saturday night.
Moxie, that may just be the post of the year.
Damn
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Chuck Norris seemed a tad bit gay on Walker: Texas Ranger, so I can buy into that theory. The 80's were so gay Cristopher Lowell laughs at that decade.
^Did you get a new calendar?
Nice.
Why is she wearing a feather headress?
It's a diversity calendar.
Make sure you scroll all the way to the next to last picture to get the proper feeling of fearing for humanity.
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/20-...ever-happened/
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Once the little girl starts playing with dad’s faux junk they might as well be naked, because explicit pedo-incest, I assume, is much less disturbing than seeing pedo-incest and then realizing it’s only faux pedo-incest that looks identical to real pedo-incest — mindfuck.
had to add the caption Mxy -WTFchris
#17 made me LMAO.
#5's caption is pretty stellar too.
HAHA #2 is awesome.
