yeah, handwriting blows in general; that shit is ancient
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yeah, handwriting blows in general; that shit is ancient
acid reflux
Fuuuck.
Oscar peeps are finding new ways to suck. regurgitated in my own way.
Long story short: my wife's parents left me with an old dog to look after (they are in the Caribbean and my wife is away at school). When they dropped him off, I was astounded at how he had become much more unhealthy and decrepit since I last saw him. Yesterday, the dog is laying down and won't get up, won't eat, won't drink. Starts barfing. Has seizures and dies on my living room floor. And they're staying in a fucking timeshare in St. Maarten with apparently no way to reach them.
Next time I see them, the conversation starts with: You selfish motherfuckers.
Hard working peeps.
Well, you found the right thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
I have family going to St. Maarten's in a few days. I'm going to have to tell them this story, just so I can start their vacation off on a sucky note.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
Remembering how nice coffee used to be before you had to give it up.
Why did you have to give it up, if you don't mind my asking?
On account of the gonorrhea, I bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrRay11
^ :insensitive:
It's bad for my ticker but mostly it's because it makes my mood really unstable.
loud people.
Alright, Zekyl's girlfriend and I will try to keep it down. Sorry.
More specifically, people who raise their voice to make it their turn to talk. I fucking hate that.
YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHANCE TO SPEAK, NOW IT'S MY TURN
My Hawaii tan is basically gone.
Sound like a HS girl, don't it.
Still got your Hawaiian shirt at least.
Yeah I still have it. I want to trade shirts with DrRay or you when we go to Tigers game this summer.
Trying to talk the wife into going back to HI already but she's not buying it.
You were in Hawaii?? I thought you were in jail.
He was in jail, in Hawaii.
Danno booked him.
Hawaii...SFC!
I remember guessing that he was just on vacation, too.
Multiple TTS*:
So I'm at this all day seminar thing today*. So I started nailing the horrible-tasting complimentary coffee about 6:30 am this morning*. Drank about 9-12 cups and have spent most of the day jittering and running to the head*. Now I've got a searing migrane* and it's not even noon*.
Also, I hate people, especially seminar attendees of any kind*.
Also, I have this horrible cystic zit that has been germinating inside my nose for about a week now. Up until today, there hasn't been outward sign of it, I only noticed it when I flared my nostrils or jammed my finger up there to check it out. But of course, it picked today to bloom.
I'm ill-tempered.
^ The best thing to do for them is light a match and stick it up your nose. It doesn't hurt or anything like that.
alsodontdothat
I thought taxes would be good this year, but by my calcs, not so much.
The feds do let you accelerate depreciation on larger capitol expenditures or something, so I could take a bunch of that to make it work but wanted to take the write off over the next 5.
It's been about 4 hours since my last cup of coffee, and despite washing my hands about 6 times, eating lunch, drinking a diet Pepsi and not sweating at all, I can't stop smelling and tasting coffee.
I feel like it's oozing from my body. Maybe from that zit.
TTS:
I saw and conversed with the original "make it a great day" guy today.
Hate that guy.
^ I would have walked up and gave him a big hug and not let go. Just keep hugging him till it gets really weird for everyone and then tell him you complete me.
He'll stay away...he should stay away.
This guy is great at that shit.
Getting a call yesterday eve about an acquaintance that just died. Younger than me.
Twitter being down.
You knew Nate Dogg?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Sorry, going for a little levity there.
T&P, man.
lol...no, but he was the same age as Nate I think.
The reason I posted that here was cuz I had to tell a couple of peeps that knew him a lot better than me.
pebble just cracked my windshield
motherfuck
Safelight repair, Safelight replace!
Do you get those commershes back there?
Song just sticks in your head.
It was the 2nd thing that I thought of after it happened.