starting to think I might be an insomniac.
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starting to think I might be an insomniac.
Sorry, Linsomniac.
Probably about to set a new record for most dumps taken in a day.
Damn, you're going hogg wild on that bitch.
(cha cha cha)
I'm proud to say I've never hit a female in my entire life, but girls whom say they "heart" things are just asking to be punched . . .
I hit an ex-girlfriend once, but I don't remember it at all. She tried to wake me in the middle of a nightmare, and I took a swing. The hit didn't hurt her, but she tripped over a table and had a bruise.
What the fuck happened to our Govt?
How do you vote for any of this shit?
It's time to fight this corrupt BS.
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Based God 560 up, 382 down
A term coined by the American Rapper Lil B in reference to himself. A Based God is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to fuck your bitch. Moreover, you will actually beg him to fuck your bitch simply because he is Based God. All these conditions must be met for an individual to be a Based God, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. Lil B will fuck your bitch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).
That man just hopped out of his Ferrari and fucked my bitch whilst eating Wonton Soup!
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Pizaa guy shot his "load" on my pizza?
Ok, I ordered pizza, they said it will take 20 minutess, so I said ok. It was about 45 minutes when I realized the car was in front of my house for like 6 minutes befor ethe pizza guys comes out with the pizza box. As he opened the door, he started to laugh, I asked him why is he laughing. He says "I M.B all over your pizza." So I thought he was joking, we boht laughed he left. When I opened the pizza box, I see this white stuff going across the pizza. Is this a ground for a law suit? I didn't touch the pizza, I threw it in the trash. I called the place up and threaned to sue them. How do I go about suing? I'm getting a lawyer, but any good advice? I kept the pizza too.
I think stareagle wrote this.Quote:
A few weeks ago, I started noticing some changes in my girlfriend's behavior. She just doesn't seem to be that interested in me anymore. Sure, we go out and she holds my hand, but the warmth isn't there like it used to be. We live together, so I fear this breakup might be particularly hard for me. I'm not worried about her feelings since I'm convinced she's cheating on me.
At around the same time she started cooling off, I began receiving strange phone calls on my home phone. The phone would ring, I would pick up, and they would hang up. I tried *69 but the phone number was blocked. If my girlfriend was home and this happened, she would hang around the phone a couple of minutes while I would go back to what I was doing (usually, playing oblivion) and the phone would ring again and she would answer it.
These calls even started happening on my cell phone! My girlfriend's been borrowing it a lot lately, since she doesn't have her own (she's the leeching type).
One day, she left her MSN on. While I was fighting in the arena, she received a message from someone I haven't noticed on her list before, saying "hey sweetie! [img]smile.gif[/img] xoxo". By the time I was able to click the box closed, I was killed in 2 shots by Agronak.
My question is this: should I stick with my caster or change to a warrior character for more survivability?
can't help but lol at the new IE9 commercial where it plays some electro/dubstep music and shows off how "sleek" the new IE is, when it looks like it is stuck in the last decade. loool
Whenever I hear about Windows Metro stuff (probably the source of the "sleekness" in IE9), I think "metrosexual".
I saw some kid at K-Mart who looked like Joakim Noah's little brother. He was only 6/7th as ugly.
that's still uglier than 6,840,507,001 other people in the world.
Me included.
I need to shit
Dot commmmm
I piss at least twenty times a day, literally.
Probably all the sarsparilla you're drinking cowboy.
^
See, that's funny.
Thinking about getting into the social networking site thing again. Such a sellout.
I bet Hogg's beard smells like tuna fish and cheez whiz.
Bet he writes poetry. Cowboy poetry.
#NTTAWWT
Man, I really don't want to use FB but it seems like it's the only game in town.
Could just start *gulp* going out and meeting people.
:frightened:
I almost feel bad about making fun of Hogg, because he's probably a nice guy. Nah, fuck him.
Where da gold at?
Can't remember the last time I had that much trouble sleeping. SO awful.
HAHA, just remembered that I had one of those Formspring accounts... and a half-naked picture of Kip Winger as my avatar.
Think I've finally kicked my Dew addiction. This calls for a celebration! Drinks on me!
I don't drink nearly as much Dew as I did, but I'm still an addict.
It only tastes better the longer you stay away from it.
I've taken to drinking the Mountain Dew with real sugar, not HFCS.
Kind of inhereted a cat. Good cat, but still a pain in the ass.
Relapse is a part of recovery... or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZBeau
dEW!
Rocky 2 is just so unrealistic. Come on, like Rocky would really get his hours cut at the meat-packing plant like that just because he doesn't have seniority. Just terrible.
IV was always my favorite, even as a kid, but that superman comeback after being completely obliterated by Drago really takes me out of it.
Yeah, I'm kind of ashamed to admit that IV is my favorite.
4 is awesome, probably will watch 3 and 4 tonight.
Anyone seen the Director's Cut of Rocky V?
That's tight.
Things would be sooo much easier if I wasn't a nice person.
If only I could be a complete asshole "IRL" like I am on the innernets!