I also figured if I told my girlfriend the girl from the pub only looks a little better than her she'd forgive me.
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I also figured if I told my girlfriend the girl from the pub only looks a little better than her she'd forgive me.
You know what girls also like? If you just run up to them on the street, and kick them in the butt. Try it sometime.Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
Nah, I'll just use my penis.
We need a dirty joke thread.
Very much so.....
Why do I always have to go #1 and #2 at the same time? Is it too much Diet Coke? (I always end up taking a leak first to see if it relieves any of the pressure.)
Every time I have to pee or shit it burns. So thank god I never had to do both at the same time.
I don't get why you haven't had a doctor check that out, if it's persistent.
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You already know what I was gonna say...
I love sweet pickle relish, but can't figure out why they put it in squeeze bottles. It just doesn't work.
I don't get in baseball, when there is rain after the 5th inning, what criteria is used to decide whether to call the game and make it final or to suspend it to be finished later.