Glenn, you are ALL RIGHT by me any day of the week. I can take plenty of abuse and harrassment, BTW.***
***Here comes the freight train "One Liner of the Day":
I'm married with children.
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Glenn, you are ALL RIGHT by me any day of the week. I can take plenty of abuse and harrassment, BTW.***
***Here comes the freight train "One Liner of the Day":
I'm married with children.
Nah. I don't think you guys realize it but when I start threads that have tons of posts in it my ego inflates like Anna Nicole's wasteline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
For example: The Movie Review Thread.
I don't want to brag... but my threads are #1.
Is everyone having a bad day? I'm having a terrible day, and I think the combination of watching the Yankees walk off (yes, I know it's spring training....) and the Pistons get smoked yesterday must have something to do with it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Vinny, I'm having a great day. I usually do.
I realize that I'm an asshole, and am perfectly comfortable with it.
Whatever happened to cool, creative and fun nicknames? Back in the day we had nicknames like "Iceman", "Scooter", "Skip", "The Admiral", "Ickey", "Muggsy", "Mookie", "Shoeless", "Thunder Dan", etc...
Now all we have is CP3, King James, J-Kidd, AI, The Matrix, S-Jax, Flash...
Where's the creativity???
Motown:
Hip Hop nation, baby. It's destroyed American culture, and it's not conducive to any imaginative thought or creation
EVERY fucking player is now to be nicknamed in this fashion: Initial of first name, followed by half of last name.
C-Webb, J-Fuck, etc.
Same thing with cities: First letter of city, followed by either "town" or last half of city name:
D-Town (Detroit); Oak-Town (variation, but same shit for "Oakland"), C-Bus, etc.
Those of you who don't think Hip Hop nation is the largest contributor to the dumbing down of America, well, that's just too fucking bad, because I do, and that's what really counts.
My penis gets me into so much trouble sometimes.
"I almost always want everything done already."
-Cox from Scrubs
Wow, Brown really can do something for you. I just saw a UPS guy sprint back to his truck after a delivery and haul ass out of the parking lot.
Missing boy scout found alive.
They do the same shit to me... run to my door, ring the doorbell maybe, then run like hell back to that brown truck.Quote:
Originally Posted by e-ray
I would suggest taking this sign off your door then:Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
http://image.bizrate.com/resize?sq=1...2043318&mid=23
Bwahaha... I like!
Is KFed smarter than he gets credit for?
He hit that shit while it was still hot, probably got a nice settlement (especially if there wasn't a prenup), popped out a few kids to ensure that the $ keeps flowing (especially if he gets custody), and now that he's free and he's been with Brit, hot chicks will always want to be with him because of the crowd he traveled with.
Dude is total joke when it comes to personality and talent, but he just might have had a pretty solid plan here.
Glen:
As usual, you put a spin on something that makes me stop and think.
You are right about K-Fed. I guess the problem most of us have with him is that he thought of that shit before we did.
Ya gotta admire a guy who has the balls to go see his other girlfriend while girlfriend #1 is busy having his kid.
Kudos to K-Fed!
Good point Glenn. Smartest idiot around.
What's the deal with poetry?
or opera.
Opera was critical in the evolution of the mute button.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
It reached its penultimate form in "What's Opera, Doc?" and no further opera is needed.
Opera has also been critical in the development of the "Upper Middle Class Snob".
A term that had no meaning needed some validation. So along came opera, wine, and homes priced at 350,000 and above. Now, people who generally don't read books, live in debt up to their eyeballs, and never have sex (once they get married. Atleast, not with their spouse), can talk in terms that sound impressive to each other!
You know, they can say things like this:
"Hey Merv, what ya having for dinner?"
"Oh, probably some steaks and a nice merlot "
"That sounds great! We're gonna have some seafood and a chilled chardonnais"
TRANSLATION:
"Hey numbnuts, you going to spend the night jerking off in front of the computer as usual?"
"Probably, unless your wife calls me over when you go to play poker at your brothers house"
It's all code, guys, and you younger ones are going to have to learn this stuff if you want to make it in the coming years.
For all of the Catholics out there, does this pic disturb you?
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007...a_king_275.jpg
Yeah, that's Don King at Vatican City. The small white hand poking out of his left side... he just elbow-slammed Pope Benedict, and screamed "It's on, sucka, it's on!! Rocky Balboa!! Rocky Balboa!!"
Well... that last part isn't true.
Why? Is he running for pope?
"ONLY AT THE VATICAN!!"
If you look toward the middle, right about where King's tie ends, you see a hand sticking up over the balcony.
I think King is getting a blow job from the pope.
We need a poll.
Who's cooler: Don King or Larry King?
How about King Louis XIV?
That dude REALLY could dress for the NIT!
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/22000/22024_w.jpg
Larry King^
Don King Below: Who do you like?
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics...1-Don-King.jpg
You should make a thread where you teach us youngins life lessons. We could come to you with our questions about life and meanings. It would be such a wonderful learning opportunity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
Zekyl:
you build the thread, and I'll be there.
pink eye
Had to watch my daughter for that this week. She was over a relatives house who came down with it the next day.
All that to get a two second glimpse of Ronald McDonald?
Ronald is worth any effort.
Just ask BigggChris.
Pizza Rolls.
Disgusting or delicious?
Pizza Rolls are basically just pizza inside a tiny, greasy, flaky shell that reminds me of the taste and texture of a dirty upper lip. Just get yourself a Hungry Howie's Pizza, them bitches is all over the place, they're cheap, and you can probably buy weed there.
^^Disagreed. DELICIOUS.
When drunk.
delicious....just gotta let those bad boys cool down first, the insides can fry your mouth