Cunts not understanding the severity of my shyness. Some bitch wants to try meeting me, so I told her I was gay.
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Cunts not understanding the severity of my shyness. Some bitch wants to try meeting me, so I told her I was gay.
People who say "it is what it is". No shit, what else would it be?
Reminds me of the friggin' lyrics to "Epic" by Faith No More.
What is it?
It's it
People still not properly observing the rules of the bathroom, and it's driving me nuts.
I hate it when I hear good instead of well. Athletes are the worst about doing this. I played real good today. WELL YOU FUCKING RETARD. And what even annoys me more is when reporters do it.
The next couple are just shit I hear when typing for doctors.
I hate people who go see their doctor for a certain problem and don't want to listen to their advice.
I hate when parents take their kid to the allergist/asthma doctor and wonder how to make things better, but yet they smoke like fucking chimneys around them.
I hate when doctors burp and make weird noises when they are dictating shit and never say excuse me or run it back a little to cover that shit up.
I hate that insurance companies force doctors to change a prescription because it is not on the formulary due to them changing it a few weeks prior. Insurance companies are running your medical care not doctors.
I hate all these fucking doctors who said whelp instead of welt. Whelp are a litter of puppies. Even my favorite doctor, the allergist says that, even after we had a talk about what the difference between a whelp and welt is.
Okay off that rant now on to stores.
I hate that Wal-Mart and places like that have electric carts, but refuse to make their aisles wider.
I hate people who stand in the middle of a fucking aisle to talk to someone else or when they park their cart in the middle of the aisle and go get something. I ram their shit out of the way and glare at them, daring them to say a fucking word to me.
On to the foster care system.
It pisses me off that you have to lock up any alcohol you might have, but they don't give a shit that you are smoking 2 packs a day.
It pisses me off to see these disabled people becoming foster parents. They are deemed unable to work, but yet they can take care of 3-5 kids every day....what?!?
I hate the fact that foster workers are always in meetings /trainingand expect the foster parents to work around their schedule or the schedule of the parents.
Why do parents who get their kids taken away think they have the right to criticize those who have been given the responsibility of raising your kids while you get your shit cleaned up. If they were such good parents, I wouldn't have your kids.
Why is smoking while pregnant not a crime. Almost nothing pisses me off worse than going to pick up work at the doctors office and seeing these fucking pregnant woman putting out a cigarette before they go see their GYN doctor. I always walk up to them and say I am a foster parent and in a few years I will be raising your kid. Talk about having people pissed off.
Oh I just had another favorite of mine.
People who are allergic of something and expect their employer to change everything just for them. Get a new frigging job. Dont make the cost of something go up because you are allergic to it.
The best part about someone with a severe peanut allergy is that our entire society is going to make them as comfortable and safe as they can be, while they pop out 14 kids who are all deathly allergic to peanuts, and are going to force their entire schools and workplaces to search your bags for peanuts at the front gate.
Sorry, peanut allergy freak. Our society eats lots of peanut products now. Adaptation or extinction.
MAN RULE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
If you are fucking allergic to peanuts, I'm not sure you deserve to live.
Once again, Swami, it is as if you and I are one.
People who use this phrase need to be killed. Twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFMICH
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...h_crawford.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
Go ahead. laugh.
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Mwa ha haaaa, the liberal gay agenda advances yet again! FABULOUS!
FWIW, no I don't have food allergies, but I wholeheartedly agree with the "living without" crowd on a few things:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
1) If "as comfortable and safe as they can be" translates to "documenting what the fuck is in the food so you know what's going in your body", I'm all for that! That benefits everyone, not just folks with allergies. How much melamine-laced Chinese gluten or genetic frankenfood have you had lately?
2) Women with such allergies are less likely to be able to procreate. They're more likely to have challenged reproductive systems owing to past allergic reaction. They're more likely to be allergic to their man's sperm if he ingests peanut oil. Natural selection is actually on your side here. Unfortunately...
3) ...peanut and food allergy is less of a freaky thing all the time, at far as incidence within the population. What's freaky in this case is that there's countries like China who historically ingest as much peanuts as we do, if not more so, and -don't- have high peanut allergies. The operating theory with peanuts in particular is that we roast them, while most other cultures tend to fry or boil them, and the roasting of the peanuts fucks their proteins up in a way that's more likely to fuck us up. The dogma is that pre-processing of food proteins, and the narrowing of food proteins consumed, are at the heart of a lot of food allergies. "Our society eats peanut products now" might be more rightly conveyed as "Our society eats less other products, and fucks up the products we have", in ways we're just starting to understand. Do you tell people to "adapt" to eating undercooked meat or do you tell them to fucking cook the meat right?
Good question, especially now that I'm a vegetarian. I do understand that our biological ecosystem is at great risk in part because of the specialization of our diet. We consume so many products derived from corn that our whole society would collapse in the case of a critical problem in the corn supply. That's why I try to eat a wide variety of foods, even if none of it is meat.
Now that we've discussed Chinese fried peanuts, I must now eat some Szechuan food.
Its prolly been posted, but...
All these Viagra and Cialis commercials. Who gives a shit if some old dude can't get any anymore?
Now they have these commercials with about 10 guys setting around with instruments singing about there useless willies.
You do, if you're the old guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
So we suffer through commercial after commercial about some guys shrivel? Go talk to your Doctor homes.
The crime is that it is set to "Viva Las Vegas"
"Crime" = Cogent
Is that crazy, or what? These guys with huge smiles on their face, singing away. Maybe at the break they show each other their woodies. "Look guys, since i started using cialis, I've got a 3 incher. Woo Hoo"
GET OFF MY TV!
I lost it the first time I heard this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Long live Viagra, and long live my stiffy because of Viagra!
If I'm the old guy married to the old broad, I don't care about a boner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Make it a great day, Glenn.
Frank Caliendo commercials. They are better than most but I'm just getting sick of seeing them too. The show doesn't even start for another month.
BREAKING NEWS ON ESPN! Another Yankee meeting ends with no decision on Torre.
I like, or don't dislike Joe Torre, but I don't care what they decide either.
Tahoe, what else do you want ESPN to talk about? The ALCS? Pfft.
The Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings and Lions. Detroit Shock, UofM football, baseball, basketball. Bay City Central football, Bay City Central womens golf. Just off the top... :)
Don't be a homer. Everyone wants to hear about everything regarding sports in the Northeast.
I hope they keep having meetings for like 3 months.
They are probably laughing their asses off at the coverage.
THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST DROPPED ANOTHER "MAKE IT A GREAT DAY" IN MY VOICE MAIL
When those cocksuckers on ESPN make things out to be way bigger than they are. For instance: the Bears-Eagles game last week, Brian Griese leads the team down to win the game and the Bears move to 3-4...the drive now dubbed as "the season saver". Shit like that...any other examples anyone else can think of?
I love ESPN because it's the only channel that has sports coverage 24/7. Even FSN goes to infomercials.
However, I hate ESPN almost as much as I love it. They have so much bias and they overemphasize everything. Obviously the New York bias comes in hand, but find something new to talk about. I know that the Pats are great, and so are the Colts, but talk about other things as well. Do you remember when they had a "Is USC the best team ever?" vote for 25 straight days, and USC didn't even win the National Championship that year?
I can't handle their propaganda from time to time. Not to mention how often they contradict themselves with stupid ass opinions. I guess that's what happens when you hire too many jocks and not enough intelligent people to do shows.
I don't have a problem with ESPN really, but their NFL analysis pisses me off the most. EVERY YEAR when a team is undefeated by like week 6 they talk about the possibility of that team going 16-0.
I love ESPN too, don't get me wrong...it's on 24/7 for me.
Networks that have a sporting event and don't even come close (don't even try) to schedule the ending of the game at the right time. Do they really think the a WS game is going to take 2 hours? I don't start my Tivo for the half hour pregame show, but for the WS game itself (according to the guide). Then it doesn't start for 45 minutes after the programing start so its not even close to being the ending time. And it screws up my TIVO.
According to my digital guide (DTV) I'm watching Family Guy and its only the 6th inning of the game.
I've been told they do this to get rating for their later programs. They all do it.
Phone conversations that begin like this...
Me: Hello
Person:Hey
Me:Who is this?
Person: Its me
Me fucking who you goddamn moron. Sometimes its loud where I am. Do you have a fucking name by chance?
good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
I also hate these:
(person calls me at work)
Me: Hello
Person: Hi, how are you?
Like you care how I am. I don't even know you. Plus, even when I answer this is the responce:
Me: Good, and you?
Person: I'm calling because...
They don't care at all, so why ask? I'm not there to shoot the breeze with you, just ask your stupid question.
When people call me period.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
What if they called you semi-colon instead? Or exclamation point? Or question mark?
When they call me Ampersand, it just pisses me off
I don't know, but I would have to call that :cogent:.
And don't you just hate it when they quote you?
Ampersand is a shit-slinging monkey in a comic book series I read:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._Man#Ampersand