If I'm the one running the gulag then you're the one digging.
Do my work, prisoner.
If I'm the one running the gulag then you're the one digging.
Do my work, prisoner.
Can you guys give each other hand jobs on AIM too?
He prefers to use his mouth.
lol
Nice to see Bubs here again.
Even if it is in a drunken state.
Thank you, thank you.
I was about to thank you, but you edited your post.
Instead, my parents will thank you.
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Thanks Tim! Make sure you wear sunscreen this weekend or you'll get sunburn!
--Dick and Kay
They're welcome. And might I add they produced a beautiful kid.
I'll go as far as say sexy, even.
Anyway to stay on topic I haven't touched an alcoholic beverage since I finished HS (addicted to soda/pop though) and my friend Pride (aka "PRZA") is throwing a house party on the 28th. Either I'm going to be a pussy or I'm going to push off and shoot over Russell.
I've been Signature Sodomized.
I haven't gone anywhere Glenn, I've been lurking.
I will be "shitfaced" tonight, but I can't promise I'll make it here. I'll do what I can.
yessir!
Can I post here when I begin to OD on xanax? The symptoms after all are kind've like when you're drunk...
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
Please use the "Fun/OD with Xanax" thread.
Thanks in advance.
Affirmative.
Or is this just drunk, or PUI? Posting under the influence of a controlled substance?
The wife just told me its a good thing you get happy when you have a couple or you wouldn't be having a couple.
This spells trouble when with all the peeps on this baord and I'm posting here 2 times in a row.
Damnit, 3 in a row.
Do y'all not drink or just not post here?
If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I'd of stuck my dick in the Mashed Potatoes!
Usually when I drink I have a hard time finding it to the drunk thread. Just how things go.
I wanted to get drunk, go to the store, and ruin Harry Potter for everyone last week. I'm watching videos of the spoilers on youtube and I feel like I'm missing out. Doubt I would've remembered to post here though.
The way it's been lately, I've been coming home drunk (per usual). However, the computer is all the way downstairs, and my bed is no more than 16 feet away from the front door.
Fuck that.
Spoiler below in white text for gay Harry Potter shit (DO NOT HIGHLIGHT IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW)Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
* There's tons of fighting and a lot of people die. Harry ends up finding out that, according to Dumbledore's plan, he is supposed to die in the end. So he walks right up to Voldemort and gives himself up, to save his friends. Voldemort whacks him.
* Harry's dead. He ends up having a conversation with Dumbledore where he explains tons of stuff - Dumbledore admits he was kind of a wanker when he was young, and that Harry is by far the better man. He also says that Harry's sacrifice to save his friends has the same magic as his mom's sacrifice to save Harry - his friends can't be hurt by Voldemort anymore. Oh, and by the way, since Voldemort used Harry's blood to rebuild his body, Harry can come back from the dead if he wants to.
* While he's in wherever it is dead people go, he has a really creepy vision of what's going to end up happening to Voldemort's soul.
* Harry comes back and helps the teachers and kids at Hogwarts fight off the Death Eaters. Harry gives Voldemort one last chance to feel remorse, but of course he doesn't take it. Voldemort gets fuckin' put down by a gang of Hogwarts teachers, and Mrs. Weasley ends up putting Bellatrix Lestrange on ice in revenge for her son Fred getting killed.
* Tons of people end up dead. Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin, Tonks and her dad, Mad-Eye Moody, Peter Pettigrew, and Snape. Lots of other minor characters too.
* Snape was a good guy all along. He didn't much like Harry, because he was in love with Harry's mom and hated his dad, but he was still a good guy. He killed Dumbledore because Dumbledore wanted him to.
* Harry and Ginny Weasley get married and have kids. Their kids' names are James, Lily, and Albus Severus Potter.
Thanks man, now I can use this information to find friends of mine who read the series but haven't read the new one yet. Yeah, I'm a week off...but there's bound to be someone I can spoil it for.
BOMBED!!! Refuse this thread to be hijacked by Harry Potter! Haven't been posting much, too depressed about the Tigers falling into the shitter. Leaving for Vegas in 5 Hours....wish me luck!!! First vacation in 2 years and god do I need it...
Good luck. The best way to have fun in Vegas is to take your life savings with you when you go, and just throw caution to the wind. Put 8 grand on 21 red for me.
I uh...wait, what?
Chica, tenemos el tempranillo? Donde?
Does it count if I got slightly bombed yesterday afternoon and played a pretty good round of golf at Milt's? On nine holes, I had FIVE one putt greens. Amazing.
Bombed alot lately, went to Vegas and have just kept the bender going since. Birthday's on the 26th, sounds like as good an ending point as any.
boy these asgirls ar5e hot.
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therse!!
Everclear = 95% alcohol by colume = gran death.
bumped for e-ray.
Meh...... Why did this happen?
Imaginationnnn! Imagina-a-a-a-ati0n!.... Imaginaaatttion!
Where are you people?! This is boring.
This thread is dead!
Dead! Like Steve Irwin an a chock pile of gatorsnrays!
Michigan will beat Ohio State.
Hardly a drunken thoughtQuote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
I'm stoned too.
I may get fucked up tonight for no reason at all.
I may get fucked tonight for no reason at all.
Please ignore everything that I posted here after 7:30 pm last night.
This should not be much of an adjustment for most, if not all, of you.
Do you mean this thread or the forum in general?
I have a post-post here when you are drunk thread. Last night...big time, big time. And paying for it today.