"You need to shave..."
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"You need to shave..."
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"I ain't even mad at cha."
WTF does that even mean?
"like comparing apples to oranges"
No shit. Throw "When's the last time you had a shower, Goshboots?" in there as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
ANY "hip-hop" abbreviation of a city (although this may be an epidemic caused by Jim Rome). Such as "D-Town" for...Detroit??? That's tre ghey.
Or ""O-Town" or "Da ATL" or "Da 'Natti" Sometimes I have to listen to a fucking guy for a HELL of a lot longer than I ever want to just to have some faint idea of what he might possibly be trying to talk about, especially radio interviews. I'm all, "D-Town in da hizzle? Speak on it? We do what we do? It is what it is? I stuck my cock in a cheese grater and now it hurts?"
A-fucking-menQuote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Race card
N-Word.
Fuck, just say it. You know you're thinkin' it. You know you want to.
It's your baby.
Mortality rate
Gubernatorial
Umm.... April in the D?
Fucking idiot doctors
"social media"
"Dads & Grads"
Cougar
Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Mellencamp
-green
"I listen to everything, except..."
Have we covered "I don't want to sound like a racist or anything, but..." yet?
"To be honest..."
Oh, glad you're going to stop lying to me for a moment.
Describing someone as "a survivor."
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
What about "you're a nice guy and all, but..."?
LDB
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
Cheer up.
"The blogosphere"
"It's what idiots like to call a collection of "blogs," otherwise known as a tragedy."Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish
A prime Maddox is always good for a read every now and then.
"cool beans"--if you say that and I'm around, prepare to see your large intestine ripped out and stomped on and then fed to your whoreface girlfriend or wife (or fag lover).
"Stanley Cup champion Sidney Crosby"
Absolutely. True champions don't look like they could be a Jonas brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
"Have a terrific Tuesday"
"Not my cup of tea"
"...not so much."
"It's whatever"
WILDCAT
"You do realize ...,right?" Is there any way of phrasing a thought that's more smug than this? "You do realize that you're an ignorant rube and the solution is obvious to any thinking person, right?" Maybe you could add "Ummm" beforehand...
"spin", especially in the NCAA forum.
dysfunctional
I've never interpreted this as "smug." I've always interpreted it as "juvenile." It's the kind of thing a hyperactive teenager would say, not realizing how inappropriate it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Oobir
EDIT: The most smug thing I've ever heard anyone say in conversation is "Q.E.D." as in "I just fucking served you" but with Latin abbreviations. It's the kind of shit "Bukdow" would say.
"You claim not to like rap music but you use all kinds of ghetto slang in your speech, and you have Rick Ross CDs in your car. Q.E.D."
"FTW"
STOP IT!
STFU LDB