The WTF Translator

Seriously. We're family.

Family porn?
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thank you

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I knew this guys daughter knows a lot of football and basketball players

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Trust me, this guy's daughter gets around. I would know.

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Does anyone think it would be benefical to send Stuckey to Ft. Wayne to let him build up some confidence?

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I've got a new idea of how to get Murray more playing time.

:mccosky:

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Now, given all that, does it sound to you like Webber's return is imminent? Not at all. Could it happen? Yes. But does it really matter in the grand scheme of things? It's not like bringing Webber back is going to take the Pistons to another level.

TRANSLATION: Fuck you, Rob Parker.

Fuck, I hate to say it, but Parker's right.

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Originally Posted by MoTown

I didn't explain my point very well. My point is that the Shaq trade was horrible and stupid. It doesn't make sense with that team. But they weren't going to win anything with the team they had. They tried to win with that style and continued to lose. They needed to change something up. So they added a "dominant" post player in hopes that could possibly work. Even if there was a chance of it working, they had to try. It didn't, just like most of us predicted.

My point is that they wouldn't win with the old style, but they had to try something different. This wasn't it. It was stupid, but at least they tried to change it instead of trying the same broken formula every year.

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I love Shaq.

jk, Mo