Didn't. Just some dude on the street was playing like he was homeless and when I walked by was like "Man I'd really like an ice cream." I later found out that the dude is always there and that he isn't homeless but a construction worker.
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Didn't. Just some dude on the street was playing like he was homeless and when I walked by was like "Man I'd really like an ice cream." I later found out that the dude is always there and that he isn't homeless but a construction worker.
Go back and hit him in the face with an ice cream cone. It's the only way to make this right and save your pride.
I'm sure that'd be fun but since the dude begs for change when he isn't homeless, I think pride is pretty low on his priority list.
I don't get why it's so easy to think highly of a chick and assume she's slobin' the knob of some loser all at the same time.
Agreed.....
I don't get cheating. If you arent happy in your situation, just leave it. What's the point of setting yourself up in a terrible situation and setting up your loved ones to be hurt horribly? Be committed or be single.
...I like to live dangerously. >_>
I agree. The only way it makes sense is if the cheater is married to a "bread winner" and doesn't want to lose that money. I still think you should just leave either way if you are considering cheating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
You aren't cheating because you're not happy. That's just the excuse to get into her pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
You cheat because you want some strange. Sheesh, you guys have so much to learn.
I especially like using the "I'm going to see my mom in the hospital" excuse.
Try this one: "Honey, I scored some new barfly from the "Spoon and Rectum Pub", can you please go sleep on the couch so we can have a little fun?"Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
You know what, that just might work. After all, honesty is the best policy. And for an April Fool's prank (or her birthday) I'll give her a copy of the sex tape.