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Let's get shitfaced fucksticks!
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Let's see if I can't find my way here tonight.
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Thanksgiving eve used to be on of my FAVORITE days of the year to get fecalfaced.
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Been dealing with drunk bitches all night... Happy Turkey day you dumb mother fuckers.
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for the first time in a really fucking long time I am tanked as tanked can be... fucking drunk, hosed, whtever you wanna call it.
With a 6 year old girl, a biy that is 4 and a biy about to turn 3 I set out to make uo for ost timwe tonight with the "Daddy's group" of parnts... all the dudes that are fathers o kids that go to schol with my daughter.hank fuck they're not alkl wankers and the 4 of us drank a kot of beers and talked a lot of shit... could have been better as I wanted to stay later and ddrink more but 2 have early shit to do in the morning. Good night had by all... fuck facebook this is my facebook status bitcghes...
NOTE: no speling corrections cause I'm fucking tanked. Fuck you spelling Nazi's it's a rare occassion for me to be tanked you cunts
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I'm about to go on a bendre. Still feel a little funny from last night, but 6 days in a row is not out of the question.
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Still reeling a bit from last night's happy hour. What a great night. My coworkers are fuggin' awesome, and between the open bar, finding out the hottest girl at the office may be into me, and the CEO telling me I have a ton of potential, I have a lot of energy today.
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Better hurry and whack it.
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Such a cool dad guy thing to say.
