In all seriousness, I hope it's nothing too bad. Wouldn't want to be the butt of every joke on here.
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In all seriousness, I hope it's nothing too bad. Wouldn't want to be the butt of every joke on here.
You can bleed out of every hole in your body and not be the butt of every joke on here. That's reserved for Wil.
We just had to put my dog down. He was old, but it wasn't really expected. He collapsed on the floor and couldn't get up. Nothing more to be done.
Rough day.
That's sucks. Sorry to hear it MoTown. I'll screw with Gla some today for you.
Sorry, man. I've had to do that with a few dogs of my own and it sucks.
You are a ray of sunshine on my cloudy day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
Sorry to hear that man.
Sorry to hear that.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
It's still one of the worst days of my life.
We're a one car family right now and just about every day my fiance drives me to work. There are times though that she'll have business meetings or conferences or whatever and she can't do that. Also, at those times, she doesn't have enough time to pick up my stepdaughter. Those few times I rent a car at a place by our house (you add up the few times I have had to do that over the course of a year and it's still cheaper than my getting a car).
Only today the rental car company, that I've used at least 3 times in the last 6 months, told me that my debit card (which actually does have a line of credit too) isn't enough to get the car and that since I don't carry insurance on me they won't rent a car to me. They were nice enough to drive me home and I'm lucky that I can walk over this afternoon to pick up the little one (it's only a bit over a mile). I kept telling them that I've already rented a car three times with them doing the same damn thing but they really couldn't have cared less.
So now I'm trapped at home and might lose day's pay for this bullshit. I fucking hate suburban American life. I hate how things are done in this country now.
Carving pumpkins.
Just kidding, it's great fun!
high school football
^ I call bullshit!
Having to hit 16 everytime the dealer has a 10...
What sucks is when people DON'T hit 16 vs. 10Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma
That's because you like high school boys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
No, but seriously, it was boring as hell and at times was like watching the 08 UM football team play the 08 Lions.
I love hs football...sports in general.
ESPN asking Kobe about winning 71 or 72 games 1 game in.
I guess it can be cool if the kids aren't total ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
There was a guy next to me last night who consistently stayed on 15 vs the dealers 10Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
That's when you leave the table. And make sure he knows why you're leaving. It's the only way they learn.
A simple swat alongside his head will usually do the trick.
I love those guys, they help you as often as they hurt you. Just worry about your own cards and you'll be ok. God I love blackjack.
Not being able to stay asleep. I mean what the fuck? You go to bed a little after 10 and you expect to at least make it past 2.
Melatonin works great.
Killed 11 Black Widows Spiders yesterday...outside the house. But being in liberal California, all the strong pesticides are illegal.
^ and 1 brown recluse. fucked up
Liberal California.
fuckers.
My neighbor was saying how they didn't like using anything for weeds or bugs. She said to put apples out for the Black Widows. Fuckin weirdo.
So of course I fired up my back pack sprayer after that conversation and sprayed a bunch of roundup.
The next time I go to Nevada, I'm buying the strongest shit I can find. Luckily Harry Reid hasn't gotten control of that state.
Alright I have to admit I'm slightly arachnophobic. Have you ever been bitten by one? And do they terrify you at all?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Fucking wuss.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
I'm not arachnophobic, but I do have a slight fear of snakes.
Yes, once on the hand and it tightened up my entire arm. The other time I got sick too.
I dont freak if I see one, but I'm constantly moving tools, wood, etc for work and I can't take the time to look at everyfrickin thing I grab.
Hey, this ain't the fucking "I'm going to..." thread.
youneedtoupdatedatbitch
And how about a brown recluse? I heard those are the worst.
Snakes are creepy, but they don't freak me out the way certain spiders do.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBeau
A lady at a previous house was bit by a brown recluse. It turned into a giant boil. It was so frickin gross, but the skin would not heal in a 3" area.
She had a skin graft and the 1st didn't even take. The 2nd graft did. Nasty.
I think I'm only a little creeped out by snakes after I watch them eat other animals.
^ Roger and Me.
Now, Golden Eagles? No one in their right mind would fear them shits.
The "search" feature on wtfdetroit.com. What a piece of shit.