Not being able to eat or drink after midnight. That's like... I don't know, really fucked up.
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Not being able to eat or drink after midnight. That's like... I don't know, really fucked up.
Will you turn into a gremlin?Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
My dotball team lost the championship game today. Been down all night.
Jude Law is a transsexual.
All this Michael Vick talk. Fuck that felon. Let him work his way back.
Giving him all this notoriety for being a felon is fuckin stupid. I want him to work his way back but quit kissin his ass while he does it.
^things that are true thread
When I keep drinking coffee and I'm already 2 cups over my limit.
Who imposed your limit?
YOUR WIFE?
I get jittery if I drink too much.
I used to drink to avoid jitters. :)
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Originally Posted by Tahoe
No Doubt... Everything he does from here on out is going to be praised because, hey, "He turned his life around"
Reminds me of Cris Carter... and how he was praised for everything two fold because he used to be on crack
What I can't stand is people calling what he did a mistake. No, it wasn't.
I saw that one response of his how he had to tell his daughter, "you know, what really happened"
yeah right. "See sweetie, I used to have dogs tear each other apart. Their eye balls would be hanging on the side of their faces and we'd laugh. We did this just for fun, you know and some betting. And if the dog didn't win. WE'd drown that fuckin thing. Oh shit, it was hilarious"
What the hell is dotball?
This Vick thing isn't sucking anymore, its getting funny. Kolb(?) was the NFC player of the week and when ESPN covered the Eagles, they talked about how Vick is going to have a great impact on the team. lol They did mention Kold at the end for a sec.
One could only imagine if Vick had the numbers that Kolb has had this year.
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Originally Posted by Vinny
http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=4430734
Shameless.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
I'm not signing up just to see wtf it is. So, what is it?
Then fuckin google it, jesus [smilie=master_emot:
It's a way for me to spend too much money and too much time on pretend football players and pretend football teams.
But I get my share of dot satisfaction when things like my HB doing this happen:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay...bp_id=18928553
(pretty sure you can see that without an account)
So what is it?
^That's exactly what I was thinking
Nigerian scams: http://www.wwj.com/pages/5293970.php?
It's a cheesy football RPG. You make a player, he gets XP from playing, when you level you get points to assign to attributes, etc. The games are simmed automatically, so it's based upon superior player builds and tactics set by team coordinators.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
It's stupid and fun. I like it because I don't have to put time into it at a specific time, like WoW players do when it's time for a raid or whatever.
I play it.
Me too. I like it a lot.
The way that Berman narrates highlights from Sunday afternoon on the Monday night pregame show - like everybody hasn't seen them already.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...arts/05ted.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
http://www.matthewsim.com/albums/dre...s/DCP_3709.JPG
Dealing with idiotic medical insurance companies. Blue Nimrods managed to "lose" the association between me and my insurance policy, bouncing a couple claims and making yesterday afternoon and this morning just bite the big one.
That raw spot you get right at the bottom of your nose from wiping it too much. Welcome to my winter.
Still hearing the jackhammers that you heard most of the day.
I hate being on a boat all day and feeling the waves when you go to bed.
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Originally Posted by WTFchris
Not getting paid because the gringo knows you can't go to the cops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
See, that's good.^
Sooo... been waiting on a shipment of records to get here. I was much more excited about these than usual. Generally I'm not like a kid waiting for xmas and when they get here, they get here. This order had some badass shit though, and I've been texting the female every day from work asking if they had come yet. Today, they arrived. I raced home, only stopping to get beer. I grab the package, and the first thing I see is this USPS sticker that says "RECEIVED IN DAMAGED CONDITION". Then I realize that it had been opened already. I look inside, and only 1 out of 8 records is in there.
The store is in England, so I'm not sure how this gets resolved and they are gone for the night. I've ordered a ton from them, everything has always been fine and they have really good customer service so I'm assuming they won't try to fuck me over.
If there's any silver lining, it's that the 1 record I did get is the 1 I really wanted, and it's in good condition.
I stumbled onto this infomerical on POS-T-VAC penis pumps (a.k.a. "vacuum therapy"). There is suckage here on so many levels:
1) my inability to sleep which led me down the dark path of watching TV
2) the sucking the product does
3) the total suckage of the infomercial itself
4) the suck of money being leeched out of some dumb shit's dick -- oh wait, it's covered by Medicare now, so our tax dollars get to pay for this!
5) the suck face by some crackwhorish looking woman on the tube whose mouth looks like it gives 5000 blowjobs before breakfast, and not in a good way
bleeding again
I hate to barge into your life, LDB, but I'm thinking you should go see a doctor if you're constantly bleeding out your ass.
Just some friendly advice...
Yeah, I'm visiting the doc today.
IN THE SHADOWS