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anyone ever solicit / be solicited by a prostitute?
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anyone ever solicit / be solicited by a prostitute?
Who are you talking to Glenn, Patrick Swayze?
Two times ago that I was in Vegas, my friends passed out at around 3 AM on our second night there but I couldn't sleep so I kept playing blackjack. As expected, my strung out, drunk, tired ass lost all my money by around 5:30. Since I kind of knew this would happen, I had purposely kept 6 black chips from a hotel on the other side of the strip the day before so that if/when I went on tilt and pissed away my money I'd still have an emergency stash.
So it was that at 5:31 AM I found myself determinedly walking down the strip to cash in the chips so I could "win my money back". I'm almost there and I'm about to go over one of those pedestrian overpass thingies they have when this absolutely smoking hot blonde girl comes up to me and hooks my arm as I walk. I'm just like "lady, I don't have any money! Leave me be!". She's like "no, no, no....it's ok....just walk for me for a minute here...just a block or so." I'm not really about to argue with such a fine woman, so with one eye on my wallet I comply after asking her the simple question "why". Turns out that the overpass we were coming up on was where most of the pimps hang out waiting for their ladies and this particular girl didn't have a pimp/owed a pimp money/something, and thus needed me to walk with her until we got to the next hotel so she could find a customer.
So anyways, to answer your question Diddy, I haven't really been solicited by a prostitute; I haven't really solicited a prostitute myself; but three years ago, for about 45 seconds, I think I was a pimp.
We need more stories like that (preferably true ones).
How about one of my stories? You want true stories!
So I dont have a pic but there she's already prolly been mentioned but would y'all bang Cheryl Miller? I think i would.
re:hookers
That was part of the reason why we went to San Francisco. Not that we thumped them, but always had fun fuckin with them when we were younger.
Reminds me of when I got arrested for the first time...
You can say what you want about hookers but they know how to give a smoker.
Many times/Many times.Quote:
Originally Posted by b-diddy
I was always partial to the dark haired one, of the two broads Jack Tripper lived with:
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i was once solicited by a hooker. i was walking back home from a bar, only kind of drunk, and a woman looking like this asked if i needed a ride:
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and for the record, on this night, i did have sex with this woman
this story is 100% true up until having sex with the giant black womn. i actually said "no thank you" and then proceeded to run away as fast as possible w/o being too rude