"Things I don't get"

Good call. What about the Time to make the Donuts guy. It's been a long time since I've seen that, but I thought that guy was a fat slob.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

I don't get why almost all pizza places show a guy's hand dropping the toppings (especially shredded cheese) onto the pizza in their commercials.

We all know how the shit got there, but I prefer to pretend that some super sterile machine did it, not some dude with dirt under his fingernails that just dropped a deuce without washing his hands.

Is that supposed to make it more appetizing?

At the pizza places I worked at, they made you wear gloves at all times.

I take that back, at the first place I worked at, it was a small family owned Italian place and they broke a TON of health codes. Hell, the lady that made the pasta sauce mixed it with her arm in a big bucket. Just stuffed her arm in there and started mixing. Gross shit. But at the second pizza place I worked at, they were big on gloves. I don't think the hand in the commercials ever has a glove on.

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Originally Posted by WTFchris

Good call. What about the Time to make the Donuts guy. It's been a long time since I've seen that, but I thought that guy was a fat slob.

He died like 3 months after he retired.

I don't get why peeps add letters to words. Like this guy at the gym said 'I've got an 'ideal' Ideal? wtf? this same dumb bastard always says 'warsh' instead of 'wash'

This guy also seems to think other peeps want to talk to him while they are working out. I'll be struggling to inhale oxygen on the treadmill to stay concious and he thinks I want to discuss the weather or something.

I don't get how when I find out that a co-worker or my wife has strep throat, my throat instantly starts to hurt, too.

Is it a Corsican Brothers-type thing?

I don't get why I didn't hit on the knockout blonde in front of me in the checkout line tonight. Chick even gave me an in and I stand there like the house on the side of the road.

I gotta step my game up.

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Originally Posted by Fool

I don't get why I didn't hit on the knockout blonde in front of me in the checkout line tonight. Chick even gave me and in and I stand there like the house on the side of the road.

I gotta step my game up.

I don't get that either. Its happened to me. Not that long ago I was standing there gazing at this hottie thinking about what I'd do to her when I look back at her face she is giving me the biggest smile and says hi. I was so caught off guard...stood there tongue tied.

I was always the same way. Now I have no problem talking to them, but that is probably because I am married and would never stray from my wife ever. Without the nervousness (because it's just friendly chatter), it's easy to shoot the breeze with anyone.

Yeah Ive always had a tough time approaching chicks if the intentions are for myself, but if a friend says a chick is hot Ill walk over to her and invite her to our table/bar area without hesitation. Its all mental. Im not married, but taken, and hot chicks dont 'bother' me anymore in that sense.

People who cut their grass at 3 pm when its 90 and sunny.