Things that suck...

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

Writer's block... I haven't been able to write a complete tune for about a year. : /

In this day and age, who the fuck will be able to tell the difference?

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

Writer's block... I haven't been able to write a complete tune for about a year. : /

It's pretty much impossible for me to write a song (one I'd be happy with, anyway), no matter how hard I try.

^ clearly the only reason Throatfuck hasn't hit it big yet.

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Originally Posted by LDB

It's pretty much impossible for me to write a song (one I'd be happy with, anyway), no matter how hard I try.

^ clearly the only reason Throatfuck hasn't hit it big yet.

The general American population does not dig homoerotic love songs.

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Originally Posted by UxKa

The general American population does not dig homoerotic love songs.

They dig Nickelback, what do they know?

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Originally Posted by LDB

They dig Nickelback, what do they know?

Got me there. I guess the American public does dig homoerotic poop music.

I figure if I find a way to work Nickelback into my comebacks, I will win every time.

Are you actually in a band?

Yes

Disbanded... might... so it's on again?

Maybe.

Those Comedy Central Roasts.

electroejaculation

The White Sox

I just got a turn in fee for my lease of a Chrysler car: $450. That's almost double the monthly payment. And you wonder why Chrysler is failing...

Betcha they wave the turn-in fee if you lease another Chrysler. Was this a fee from Chrysler proper or Chrysler Financial? If the latter, they're smooshed with GMAC in the wake of Cerberus and the bankruptcies and you might be able to get a waiver if you were getting a GM car.

Unfortunately I got a sweet price on a Ford, so there's nothing I could do about it. I wrote an angry letter to Chrysler Financial but we all know that's going to do absolutely nothing.

Yeah, those fucking fees suck.

Leasing sucks, just in general.

The new shop vac I bought

my knee
http://photos-c-2.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6936766_n.jpg

also, deciding between the pain or the side effects of the pain pills

G'damn.

Holy tits. what did you have done?

Looks like knee deconstruction surgery... ouch!

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

Holy tits. what did you have done?

he had to take the knee cap off and re-shape it and "clean up" everything else.....it all went well though

Wizzle has earned 10 man points with that pic.

Hell, I'd give him at least 12.

You don't even know the scale though.

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Originally Posted by Wizzle

he had to take the knee cap off and re-shape it and "clean up" everything else.....it all went well though

My brother had something very similar to that, but the scar looked nothing like that.

So are you up for a little pickup hoops this weekend?

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Originally Posted by UxKa

You don't even know the scale though.

Good point.

I was under the impression that each man point = 1 inch of penis size.

amiwrong?

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Originally Posted by MoTown

My brother had something very similar to that, but the scar looked nothing like that.

So are you up for a little pickup hoops this weekend?

I bet Dr. Rahmani didn't do his like he did Wizzle's.

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Originally Posted by Glan

Good point.

I was under the impression that each man point = 1 inch of penis size.

amiwrong?

Wrong. Penis size and man points have nothing to do with each other. You can't tell me that Crocodile Dundee doesn't have a ton of man points.

[russianaccent]I trust my knee to Dr. Rahmani, you should too[/russianaccent]

Throw some saw dust on that thing and get back to work Wiz. :)

So I just recorded myself doing musical things for the first time in probably 3+ years (recording that is). As most of you know, I totally fell off the wagon but am climbing back on. It was a pretty awesome hour of music, was real happy with it. Then I started to listen to it. Realized the audio connection into the PC was shit, and theres some horrid buzzing feedback going on half the time. I guess that's what I get for not testing it first. I just got an urge, plugged in and hit record. I've skipped past a lot of the feedback, and it is a pretty nice hour, too bad it's not worthy for the public otherwise I'd be posting a link in the 'Things That Are Good' thread right now.

Also I was pulling the needle off a record... I didn't realize my dog was standing right behind me, he barked. Dropped the needle right on that shit, and I can see the dent. I haven't mustered up the whatever to see if it's gonna skip there, but I'm pissed since it was literally the first time I'd ever even played it.

So there you go. Two "Things that suck..." posts in a row over something that was 99% good.

Getting too old to fully enjoy amusement parks.

I feel like hell.

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Originally Posted by Glan

Getting too old to fully enjoy amusement parks.

I feel like hell.

Deer Park Funland?

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Originally Posted by UxKa

Also I was pulling the needle off a record... I didn't realize my dog was standing right behind me, he barked. Dropped the needle right on that shit, and I can see the dent. I haven't mustered up the whatever to see if it's gonna skip there, but I'm pissed since it was literally the first time I'd ever even played it.

So there you go. Two "Things that suck..." posts in a row over something that was 99% good.

We keep telling you about those mean dogs.

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Originally Posted by Hermy

Deer Park Funland?

Never tried that one, hopefully summer ends before the wife discovers it.

I've been married for less than a week and the wife is already taking over my life. We went to Target with a gift card and I wanted to buy two Nerf guns and two Nerf swords so we could have Nerf wars in the house. She ignored me and got us "something that we need for the house."

Why didn't any of you warn me???

Congrats, Mo.

You will learn to pick your battles. It's not something that can be taught- you need to go through it firsthand.

Buy the Nerfs the next time you have an argument.