The dude on today's (rerun) episode of Steve Wilkos, "He Raped Me And My Baby", is just all kinds of awesome. The accused dude is from Toledo, and was talking enthusiastically about how he was watching the Pistons win the championship when the rape supposedly happened.
It's not exactly "tonight", but given I've been up most of the night which is how I ended up watching it at 7am, it feels like night.