Things that suck...

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

Uxka - what do you do? It would suck to have a job that springs that shit on you on a Friday afternoon.

My job encompasses many things, but basically I do stuff for a web-based company. In all fairness, my job is awesome and this was something that wasn't just sprung on me but the whole company, and nothing like this has happened in over a year of working there. On the bright side the owners are cool, and I'll get to put the hours in from the comfort of the chair I'm sitting in now. I'll also get to take these days off once everything is finished, the timing is just unfortunate for us. It still sucks to have my plans turned upside-down though.

Yeah, if you planned to do something on the weekend then it sucks.

But if you weren't gonna do anything it's not such a big deal as long as you get these days back when the project is done.

What did you have planned?

Nothing in particular, that's why it's not that big of a deal.

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Originally Posted by Wizzle

Children's Zoos

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Originally Posted by UxKa

When half an hour before you check out for a 3 day weekend... some news hits that means you get to put in probably 30-40 hours over your weekend.

http://www.rappdems.org/Highway%20Tr...up%202008a.jpg

High ankle sprains.

Long days. Wings losing.

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

Long days. Wings losing.

Ozzie played good enough for them to steal that game, something I've not seen too much. They looked lethargic and a step behind all night.

Dying from health insurance

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...nion_rss_daily

(Yeah, it's a parody, but it sings to me.)

Can we change Mxy's subtitle (or whatever it is) from "NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH" to "watch out for onion breath"?

ta gla.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...rted_dating_it

I think I'd like to hit that bitch for writing that article. I bet she is really a good fuck who don't play those "freinds" games. You're either fucking her or she wants nothing to do with you.

Just the way guys should stop pretending they're not.

I mean, that's me. If you're fugly and fat, maybe I'll wave to you as we pass each other at the grocery store while you are there getting your evening gallons of ice cream, fried chicken, turkey sandwich, five bags of doritos, and all that. But if I see you at the bar, and I'm not shitfaced out of my mind and it's not 10 minutes til close, better stay the fuck away from me. And none of this "nice personality" shit either. You know what a "nice personality" means to me? That you're good looking, like to havce sex with me, feed me, loan me 20 bucks when I want to go to the bar and pick up other chicks, and you NEVER mention a "relationship"--and you let me come over your house to watch football because I can't afford cable.

Seriously, I do NOT want to be friends with chicks because the ONLY chicks I like to hang around with are chicks that I want to or am banging. Period. End of story. And that's how ALL guys are, and if you say you're not, then go buy another Renoir fag boy.

David Letterman is snakes ass. This fuck has turned into a piece of shit. No longer funny, so turn political. He's a fuck face.

Politics = serious business?

Another nail in my 2009 coffin. This has been by far the worst year of my life thus far. The Wings loss is just another blow.

Being drunk from yesterday and having wedding cocktail hour coming up in 6 hours. Although that will only suck for the first two minutes.

Hangovers. I am pretty much done with alcohol but my buddy's bachelor party was last night, so it would have been pretty rude not to at least keep up with the bro-beer buzz that was going around. Today I've had one of the worst hangovers of my life.

The nausea lasted until afternoon, and the tired/stupid feeling is still happening now. The worst part of hangover nausea is that there's nothing you can really do to get rid of it. Even if you throw up it doesn't help.

I think back over what I can remember of last night, and I find a lot of places where I chose unwisely.

* Turning down the Beast and starting with the Jamesons
* Not eating enough at dinner
* Not drinking enough water (the water on the bus wasn't cold, so I didn't feel like drinking it)
* The Philly at the strip club
* The tubes of whatever the fuck it was at the strip club
* The Herbal Jazz Cigarette outside of the strip club
* Whatever it was that I drank after the strip club, which I don't remember doing but word has reached me that in fact I did keep drinking something
* The chips before I went to bed

When you're in a hole, stop digging.

I don't get hangovers.

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

I don't get hangovers.

Wait a couple years.

I hear ya.

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Originally Posted by Vinny

Wait a couple years.

29 and they don't happen to me yet. Drank a case Friday (THANKS WINGS) and while I wasn't overflowing with energy Saturday morning, I wan't at all hungover either.

IMO if you always drink a lot and do it often eventually at some point your body just realises that it's part of the routine.

Back in the day I would have 6 or 7 drinks every night. Eventually I needed to drink more to get the buzz. I ended up drinking half a carton every night and never got a hangover.

It was all part of the day to day life. If I didn't have a drink at all one night it didn't effect my tolerance to it cause the next time I drank I still had to consume half a carton.

On a big night I would drink a 700ml bottle of Rum or Beam or Scotch then have half a carton of beer and then go out and spend $100 on my own drinks. It was part of the Saturday Show.

Now that I don't drink at all (only at a Birthday or BBQ) I can still go through half a bottle of Scotch and not feel it.

BTW, that might sound great but you need to remember that the higher your tolerance the more money you have to spend getting drunk.

What's a "carton"? Is that some sort of metric thing? How many beers in a carton? Or is it just a big carton of beer, like milk, with pictures of your "missing" realatives all over it?

Isn't the point of drinking to get drunk (or at least loose)? Having to drink a lot for it to have an effect sounds like you were fucked. Alcohol tastes like shit. That's why Tahoe drinks pineapple juice twisters or whatever.

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

What's a "carton"? Is that some sort of metric thing? How many beers in a carton? Or is it just a big carton of beer, like milk, with pictures of your "missing" realatives all over it?

Australians occasionally use "carton of beer" instead of "24-pack".

I call that a case....

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Or is it just a big carton of beer, like milk

That actually sounds pretty awesome.

that would be the shit if they dropped it off at your house like a milk man.

Well, here in Oz we have the Beer Man. He brings around this large ass carton of beer and leaves on your doorstep. All you gotta do is remember to leave the money under the welcome mat the night before.

Seriously, a carton of beer is 24 or 30 bottles/cans. We don't call it a case. A case has to be solved - a carton has to be drunk.

And Fool is right - the only reason to drink is to get the buzz or get fucking smashed. The more often you get smashed (in my case it was almost nightly - like a college student) the more it's gonna cost you in the long run.

Like I said - I rarely drink anymore but last month was my fiance's birthday and I managed to drink about 3 quarters of a 1 litre bottle of Scotch in approx 5 hours and I barely got the buzz.

That's extremely disappointing.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

Well, here in Oz we have the Beer Man. He brings around this large ass carton of beer and leaves on your doorstep. All you gotta do is remember to leave the money under the welcome mat the night before.

See, that's funny, because here in Detroit we have a Beer Man too. He rides around in a big colorful van with pictures of different beers on it, and he stops when people flag him down and sells beer out of a big window in the side of the van. He comes around only in the summertime, and you know he's coming because he plays this music:

http://www.neuticles.com/ultra.php

reconstructive knee surgery.....again

The Pains of Wizzle

The great ones are always the most tormented.

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Originally Posted by Wizzle

reconstructive knee surgery.....again

What are you, 140 years old?

^feels like it

(they said if I was about 25 years older then they'd just replace it but 30 is apparently too young)

And for the ThreeTweet...Hangovers suck and I have one.

This circuit court judge in Sheboygan seems to be the guy you want if you're a sex offender who wants to get off easy:

http://www.sheboyganpress.com/articl...o-peep-on-teen

http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/29320024.html

Oklahoma sucks:

http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-woma...rticle/3380255

http://newsok.com/attacker-in-oklaho...ad_story_photo

Keenan Thompson sucks.