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@LittleDebbie
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Dear Friend,
Have you been feeling a little tired and moody? Your body might be trying to tell you something about your pace of living. Listen to it.
Love,
Little Debbie ��
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@antisocialwkr
Replying to @BethLynch2020
And maybe it’s your body telling you to rethink cramming all those processed snack cakes in your pie hole, Deb...
Michael Ian Black was one of my favorites, but he's gotten so bad lately.
You ever watch Stella? Loved Stella.Quote:
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NEED to watch Stella.
What a fucking world.Quote:
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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The #NFL season will start this week, unfortunately once again @Kaepernick7 is not on a NFL roster. Even though he is one of the best Quarterbacks in the league.
#ColinKaepernick #NFL
https://twitter.com/vanillaice/statu...98628992774145
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All right, stop, collaborate, and LISTEN. Ice is back with a brand-new INFECTION.
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Originally Posted by Vinny
So DONE with this dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by mibuzzboard
UNREC'D
Such a piece of shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by mibuzzboard
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/...42124861362177
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dqd6WIwWoAEN5al.jpg
Holy shit, it doesn't get any better than this.
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@The_Law_Boy
A smart thing to do would have been to commit some crimes during the hour before the clocks were turned back, so when cops were like "where were you at 1:36 a.m last night" or whatever you could beat a lie detector. Just something to keep in mind for next year if you love crime.
9:40 AM - 4 Nov 2018
It's always 1:36am somewhere in the world. You just need to be sure they're not specifying the time zone in their question.
I'll beat the lie detector the good ol' fashioned way -- exhibit so much nervousness that they can't tell lie from truth. :)
https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/statu...23813338091520
This is a cool thread.
Great stuff!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Oobir
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/statu...13994300002304
A lesson we should all take to heart.
Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Oobir
LOLOLOLOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Beau Bender
Thread of the year, Vinny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
https://twitter.com/visisyd/status/1079289732536942592Quote:
Originally Posted by Beau Bender
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You know what!!! Fk it!!! I release the darkness upon you!!! May he get his joys and jollies from persecuting you until you repent!!!
BOOM
Hit the "Pistons" link on twitter to see pistons related tweets and.....:
https://twitter.com/_tsuntaere/statu...29963119628288
^ *seems* plausible
They broke Twitter. Fuckers. New layout is awful.
Long AF thread, but might be worth it. https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/s...04462950076416
And no, not that Shane Morris
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@AlouchJohnson
Marijuana is not a medicine, it’s a drug designed to get high. People who use marijuana are doing a disservice to themselves and society as whole. There are better alternatives to smoking.
What wins: 30-50 feral hogs or one feral HOGG?
:HOGG:
Depends how recently Hogg has been fed.
90% of those things they make are fucking god awful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beau Bender
It just keeps going and going and going...
@2LarryJohnson7 is having a hell of a day.