The "Post here when you are drunk" thread returns (aka "HERE IT IS DRRAY11!!")

I'm not drunk, but I'm working on it.

I'm drunk and sleepy

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Originally Posted by Glan

I'm drunk and sleepy

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I drank too much Bud Light watching the baseball game in the garage and now my wife wants sex. Not in the mood.

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Eww, Bud Light?

The rest is pretty close, tho.

I have no prob gettin my sex on.

Spent most of the day doing stuff in the yard, which I normally hate, but the weather was primo so what the hell.

I managed to turn "cleaning the pool" into two hours of drinking beer and listening to music.

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Originally Posted by Glan

Spent most of the day doing stuff in the yard, which I normally hate, but the weather was primo so what the hell.

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Originally Posted by DadTypeDecoderRing

Spent most of the day avoiding my kids

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I managed to turn "cleaning the pool" into two hours of drinking beer and listening to music.

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I also managed to avoid my wife

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That's typically not my style, but today it was

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Originally Posted by Glan

That's typically not my style, but today it was

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Viva Viagra

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I have been HAMMEREDRUNK all weekend and we still got today and tomorrow before classes. Fuuuuuuck

The tile guy drinks Natty lite D, so I expect to have my first Natty's here shortly.