Chris:
Don't visit this thread ever again.
Zip
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Chris:
Don't visit this thread ever again.
Zip
At first I was gonna suggest Dick In A Box...Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
...but then I realize that this is a holey different kind of issue.Quote:
And I could handle that if it weren't for the fact that they will then bend over when they're right next to you. I happened to be sitting on the bench, lacing my shoes when I noticed there was an asshole 2 feet from my head.
I stay away from folks who don't respect my personal space, clothed or not, just as a general rule. Sounds like you need to do the same.
Pierced penises. Discuss.
No pics please.
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Originally Posted by giffman
Related discussion: http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8507
I refuse to discuss something that makes me flinch at the thought of it.
Anna Nicole Smith. Discuss.
Just kidding! Topic: What will be the successor of natural gas?
Unnatural solids.
How about "piercing penises"? A little rewording can either reinforce the topic or introduce a new one.
If piercing penises is gonna be the next new source of power after natural gas, count me out!
In certain instances, piercing penises have been known to release some pent up natural gas deposits.
You may want to consult John Amaechi on that one.
What I'm trying to understand is who wakes up one morning and says "Hey, I've got a GREAT idea! Today I think I will drive a metal spike right through the shaft of my penis. That sounds totally awesome!"
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Originally Posted by giffman
My post was either:Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
A) not funny
B) too clever
C) neither
D) both
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Originally Posted by Glenn
Yup!
I think the word "vintage" is becoming very overused.
On that note, I think people thinking phrases and words are becoming cliche is becoming cliche.
No one ever says "literally" when they mean literally any more. They mean figurativley, which is the exact opposite.
That new KFC Big Box thing is interesting.
Why do people wait until they're ten minutes into some boring story before they say, "To make a long story short..."
And by the way, when you hear that phrase, it means ten more agonizing minutes of listening to the most boring person in the histroy of the world...
There are three things I will find funny every time, without fail:
1) The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curly. A little Shemp, but only because Moe was more abusive of him. The rest sucked)
2) Farts
3) Burps
The best thing about big titties is how they bounce durring sex.
I would use the word disturbing myself. In fact, all the recent fast food ads I have seen are for huge portions of food.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Double fillet of fish sandwhich, the Big Box, etc.
No wonder this is the fattest country. If people didn't eat so much then a normal wopper and large fry would fill them up. But no, they have to eat so much that they need a triple wopper to feel full. Rediculous.
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing I like more than going to a bar-b-q and eating a couple hot dogs and a couple hambergers while drinking beer. But I don't eat that much every day, which some people do. You can see evidence of that when you see that 7 year old kid that is 400 pounds and can't even walk anymore.
Nice Chris. Glenn is feeling bad so you call him fat. Why not disrespect the mexican he has cleaning his house while he's down?
she's from Spain, not mexico. I can't believe you'd say something insensitive like that.
Lol
Flip Saunders is no longer available on credit.
The KFC Big Box thing isn't as outrageous as some of the other stuff out there (like that burger that BK has that has like 4 patties on it).
It's 1 crispy strip, some popcorn chicken, a drumstick, potatoes, a biscuit and cole slaw.
I think it's more about variety than quantity. In fact, it's proper name is the "Variety Big Box".
http://www.kfc.com/bigbox/
This shit is getting to be like the Gillette-Schick wars. I think Shick just came out with a new 57 blade razor that can actually extract beard hair follicles.
Conversely, Wendy's is announcing their new 35 lb, 100 patty burger. To complete the "Value Meal", which will cost $800.00, you get a five gallon bucket of fries and a keg of Coke.
That's another thing that kind of puzzles me, I don't eat fried chicken but maybe once a year. How can anybody's favorite piece be the drumstick? There is like an ounce of meat on it, and what you do get is that greasy-ass dark meat.
Gum to your head and only one piece to choose, you gotta go with the breast.
I gotta disagree Glenn.
I'm a fried chicken connisseur. I make it myself, and enjoy the Popeye's version.
If someone had a stick of JuicyFruit to my noggin, I'd go with the thighs.
Damn, typo. Of course, I meant gun, not gum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Speaking of gum, I don't get with how good that Fruit Stripe gum is (with the zebra stripes) why can't they make the flavor last more than 2 minutes?
Also, I've used the wrong thread for the chicken & gum comments: http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3715
Glenn, you've been reading my mind again.
Fruit Stripe rocks, but after 4 chews, it's turned to cud.
One thing that is good is the new fangled Dentyne Ice and other gum like that, um, stuff.
You wake up in the morning, have three cups of coffee and four cigarettes, and WOE to anyone within four miles of you if you yawn.
BUT, with New Dentyne Ice (my favorite flavor is peppermint), you can do your morning routine with the cigs and coffee and feel very comfortble getting within 6 inches of the cute chick at the office to tell her her tits look awfully nice this fine morning, and that you'd really like to fuck her in the ass.
Lol, i was going to say you are lucky if your fruit stripe gum lasts two minutes.
And I agree on the drumstick stuff. Give me a breast 10 out of 10 times. I'm also not a fan of wings at all (unless they are boneless). Too much damn work for two nibbles of meat. give me some ribs, nachos or something else to mess my face up with.
Yeah, those boneless buffalo wings from Chili's are incredible.
BTW, not sure if you were listening to the Inferno when they opened their show, but they are dead on. They were talking about women who don't answer their cell phone because the battery is dead, they have it on vibrate in their purse, they forget it somewhere, etc. My wife doesn't do that, but my sister is like that. I'm lucky to hear back from her 3 days after I call.
Cell phones are the bane of every man's existence.
Just another avenue for the wife to nag you.
I say, "I'm going out to get sloshed" She says, "What time will you be home" I say, "Tuesday".
Then, when I'm almost to the car, she opens the door and yells, "Here's your cell phone!".
Great, now she'll call every twelve minutes asking where I am, when I'm coming home, and the other bullshit. Of course, she'll say, "If you get too drunk, call me and I'll come get you"
I say to myself, "That's awfully nice of you to come get me from this chicks apartment, but I think I can make it home".
Sorry Zip, but this is sort of turning into the "discuss anything" thread part deux.
If you want to keep the "randomness" idea of this thread intact, just say the word and we can throw some of these posts into the discuss anything thread.
Well, this is what I talked about the other day. there's a good flow to this, a good conversation, some good spontaneous stuff.
Let's not regulate and categorize ourselves to death here.
I don't have a problem with that, just wanted to give you the option of keeping the spirit of your thread intact.
LOL@ Zip thinking he is THEE authoritah. Random posts can be had anywhere--I have to agree with Glenn. These posts could all be thrown into the "Anything" thread, and the conversation would likely continue. Oh well, I don't really care, just pointing something out.
Also I rarely use my cell phone....
Edit: That first sentence didn't come out right -- I was just amused at the thought of categorizing ourselves to death.
Now wait a minute! I didn't start this thread, nor do I think I am thee authoritah!
Look, dudes, I'm into the spirit of WTF Detroit! It's my new home base. I'm evolving, learning, and gaining much insight and wisdom!
You CAN teach an old dog new tricks.
Just click your heels together twice, Zip, and say, "You CAN love threads! you CAN love threads!"
Yeah sorry, I thought Zip started the thread, not MoTown.
Mo can split this stuff off to the other thread if he wants to.
No problem Zip, you're doing fine here. I'm not trying to harass you, I'm just having a bad day thanks to the Pistons.