Saturday night for me. Believe it or not, I have a Saturday class, which I hate.
I will drink with UxKa. Long distance quarters game. Should be fun.
Saturday night for me. Believe it or not, I have a Saturday class, which I hate.
I will drink with UxKa. Long distance quarters game. Should be fun.
I was just having a quiet evening at home with the miss and I finally got so bored I went and got beer. Not sure if Ill be getting drunk per say, but the spirit is there.
Zip, how do you play quarters over the net? Honor system?
UxKa:
Honors system, absolutely right! In fact, I just missed 129 consecutive quarter tosses, and have had three beers as a result.
This could get ugly.
Unless I improve, I'm going to be out tonight having my balls tatooed.
BOOOOOOOO
Set up a post here when you're hungover thread and I'd be all over it. I never remember when I'm drunk.
How about a thread where people remind you of the stupid shit you did while drunk, and you tell the story here?
Sometimes when you wake up in a dumpster in Albuquerque with a couple of transvestites, with a cucumber up your ass, and you're wearing a Darth Vader mask, you think it's weird, but when you retell it on a message board a few days later (after the bond hearing), it might seem a little funnier!
I'm reasonably drunk... about to orders some fuckin pizza bitches and it had better be fuckin good, else that shit is UNFORGIVABLE.
I'm not really drunk (anymore), but here's my story: I started drinking beer at about 4:00 P.M. yesterday, at the Holliday Lounge. Typical 4:00 crowd at the Holliday, four guys playing pinochle, three old dudes at the bar, lot's of smoke, the white trash barfly sitting by the window spilling her drama out to some drunk dude (probably the only guy who's ever gone to this bar and still not banged this chick).
Anyway, I go from there to "The Brass Knocker", and after a couple more beers, realize that up on the BIg Screen, they have the UM-MSU game on, so I watch it. Which means I drink more beer.
Then I get home, and do some shit (I got some kids or something that I have to talk to every couple days), and go to bed.
Now, here's the problem: Sometimes when I do this, and it only happens about 6 times a week, I wake up at about 2:30 with no sign of a hangover except for a face ache.
That's right, a face ache. Now, don't get funny, I don't get into any fights (this is Omaha, Nebraska, people), nor did I get slapped by a woman for drooling down her shirt. I just have a face ache. My cheekbones (high and pointed cheekbones, by the way) hurt, and my nose (unbelievably crooked, almost upside down it's so crooked) hurts, and my eye sockets hurt.
How do you hangover?
I get joint pain, especially knees, fingers and ankles.
Found out a few years ago that joint pain like that is a symptom of dehydration.
I get some of the joint pain also.
Onething I DO appreciate about boozing is the Morning After Nuclear Powered Constitutional.
Houston, we have liftoff!
And I never forget the courtesy flush.
I dont get hangovers, Im Irish. The worst I get is an uncontrollable urge to start drinking as soon as I wake up :)
Alcohol in your blood interferes with your body's ability to expel uric acid. If you drink very frequently, monosodium urate crystals form on joint cartilage and cause pain. That's gout.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Talk about a thread killer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mich & Tele
Not really shit-bombed or anything, but we were SLAMMED all night tonight at work and I'm so worn out after my 15 hour day, I can't really bring myself to go home. Sitting in the office listening to Fugazi, sipping on Jameson for about 2 hours now.
Love Fugazi.
Margin Walker is one of my faves, actually the whole 13 Songs album is killer.
I'm not drunk, just been awake since 4:30 am with two babies that don't want to sleep. So I feel a bit tipsy myself.
Im not drunk, yet... but had to add my two cents that Fugazi is one of the best bands ever.
Goddammit. This one girl I was gonna hang out with left, and she went God knows where. I'm fucking stuck here with no party or anything to go to. I'm so goddamn tired.
And yes, I'm drunk. Otherwise, I would not bump up this thread.
Is e-ray on the wagon?
My head hurts...
300 is a great movie. Scissor me timbers!
PS I hope you all watch South Park...
Hells yeah, just watched that one this afternoon. Quality.Quote:
Originally Posted by e-ray
I just found out that Kurt Vonnegut died a few months ago from a post in my fantasy baseball league. I must be drunk because right now that's one of the most depressing things to happen in in months (the fact that I heard it in such a setting so late, not the fact that he died which is truly sad...). (And don't get me wrong, it's not like anyone else in my league has ever read a KV book, don't ask why it came up, too complicated....) RIP Kurt.
(Just spent 3 minutes trying to figure out how to make this post make sense but then I realized what thread I'm in so I hope it fits in just fine....)
Kurt died days ago Vin, not months.
Also RIP Don Ho.
RIP to all the hoes Glenn! Don't be a hoe hater.
Im not drunk yet (its my bday so Im allowed to be drinking this early) but this is the thread where I wrote the long neighbor story so I guess its where to post the funny new neighbor story. Yes they still live there, somehow they settled their rent issue and my mom couldnt convince their landlord to evict them for being assholes. Anyway...
They put up a new fence on Saturday which is in code violation because it is only considered 'temporary fencing', its chicken wire and temporary posts. Today my mom comes over to meet with the code checker guy while he was here. In case you dont know, to have that job you have to be a law enforcement officer and he wears a badge. The dogs are out barking at the three of us. The mom comes out and we just happened to be looking at the dogs because they were barking five feet away and he just happened to be taking a picture of them for records. The mom yells at us, something about they wont stop barking if we are staring and we are antagonizing them. Then a couple minutes later we are in the front of the house and she walks out to get the mail and we glance her direction. She yells at us and says we were harassing her and she was going to call the cops. About ten minutes later the cops arrive, all the while that we had a law enforcement agent standing with us. To top it off, it was the same officer that arrested the dad last year and came the next morning so he knew who the 'bad guys' in the situation really were. After the cop took her statement that we looked at her, the code guy had about a fifteen minute conversation with the officer and he basically ripped up the report. Then the code guy wrote them up for three things, one being the fence so they will have to rip that out. Another code which is just nasty, is they dont throw their dog poop out... they pile it in the back corner of their yard and of course the corner that is against my property. There is so much dog shit there (about the size of a loveseat but not quite as tall) it constitutes a manure pile and you cant have a manure pile in the city.
So yeah, theres my funny story of the day so far. I could go on for a couple more pages about all the run-ins with the neighbors since my last post about them... but the fact that they called the cops on us for looking at them while one of the people looking at them was part of law enforcement was too priceless to not post.
Happy B-day Uxka. I always enjoy these stories.
Then you'll enjoy this article:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will
Kurt Vonnegut was probably one of the most soulful writers ever. He had to go through some dark stuff that the rest of us can only guess about, and it turned him into a very powerful writer.
EDIT: my favorite one:
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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I am really fucking drunk.
this is so fucked up. i was seach9ing for the drunk thresd and wrotye drunk and hasd to scroll down to five posts to find this thread. fuck this fucking fucked up shit this her nobody is wasted anmymore so this is bullshit fuck yopu all fuckers. fucking tekila.
There are too many damn thread to search through...someone Pm me if there is ont and I missed it...but i startated this this on a few othters...needs too be here..
<--sidewayz
I gave up alcohol about 2 weeks ago and let me tell you I am craving a drink more than ever, anything, I think I may be an alcoholic and not even no it, but I guess there are a lot of people out there like that. Anyways...enjoy that buzz, it's great
Naa...you dont need one...you need a red bulll...and....umm...sprite!
....Muscle Milk and Soy?
....Crunchy Soft Taco?
...stay sober my friend!!!!!
...damn, did this shit backfire, I blame Mola, Joe and Darko!!
Damnit, go to my thread.
Merged.Quote:
Originally Posted by e-ray
Accept no substitute.
I haven't been out all week. Just finished closing the bar, think I'm staying for a "few" with my tenders. "Preemptive Post."
Yes many.
Im kinda drunk. Apparantly I should have posted last night but I probably couldn't have found the PC. I don't remember anything after my buddy Jason came over to play some Mario Party 8 on the Wii. By the time I went to bed, the gf walked me into the bedroom where I promptly tripped over the dog and hit some piece of furniture but I don't have any injuries. She tried helping me up but I refused, and apparantly it took me ten minutes to finally stand again. I then tried ripping her pants off but failed before finally falling face-first onto the bed and immediately passing out. I awoke this morning having no idea how I ended up in the guest bedroom. Part two is tonight lol.
Whya am I stiall drinking it!!!!!!
jerrysalinemich (11:58:50 PM): roling down the streat smoking endo , sippoing on gin and jice, laid back, goat my mind on my mioney and my money ons my mina
heilbeauregard (11:59:13 PM): fuck it pour me a drink
jerrysalinemich (11:59:26 PM): 1 4 TIM~
heilbeauregard (11:59:38 PM): yes
jerrysalinemich (11:59:39 PM): and onea for my dead hoimies
heilbeauregard (11:59:49 PM): damnit you stole what I was gonna say
jerrysalinemich (11:59:51 PM): tha's 0
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