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I like this new "Crazy Cooter" character.
damnit. im at my new job now and im taking it a bit more seriously (dont expect me on the day shift anymore), and wont be following him at work anymore. dadboner is perfect for work. plenty of material, but not too much and its a treat for the late afternoon.
but its too much work to follow him after work only.
crossroads.
Getting caught up. Digging the Oprah rants.
lol'd at the past few
Awesomeness today.
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This sunburn is killin' me. Hurts to move. Ken said, "Hey, Kool Aid! Get some sun there, buddy?" Wasn't necessary to hurt my feelings too.
I'm sure he'll appreciate this:
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@dadboner Is this Friday, or am I dreaming? This must be Friday, 'cause it's really got a hold on me. Happy Friday, Karl!
LMAO:
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Really @DadBoner? Really?? Immigrants smell like tacos? You think that's funny? What a prick. #blocked
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Carry on my Friday son, there'll be drinks when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest, don't you work no more. Happy Friday, you guys!
D: at the latest. rofl
Uh oh.Quote:
Don't think Ann still loves me anymore.
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So what if she wants to be like that. I'M the cool one in the relationship. I'm THE man. Dave is CRANKIN some .38 Special so who cares.
You need to check out the tweets from this afternoon, I'm dying over here.
now. lol
OMG
Thinkin' we should take a collection for Captain Karl's Pizza Ship... could lead to high entertainment.
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No Dave, I'm sure I don't want to watch Caddyshack 2. Yes, I know it's hilarious, but I'm trying to build a restaurant empire here.
Has Karl ever replied to or RT'd anyone?
I'm thinking about making this my life's goal.
I thought for sure that when I tweeted him last Friday I would get a RT.
Really bigoted stuff today. Awesome.
unreal
catching up a little. phenomenal. why did he get fired?
Suspended for one week with pay for taking a dump out back behind the dumpster. At least he had some Burger King napkins.
hahaha. Because he broke the toilet and lied about it so they started using a keyed entry and he couldn't find the nosey lady for the key
This is a fucking gold mine. Loling so hard over here.
LMOA... found his calling... gotta fire up the pizza joint now (before the Mexican gangs find him).
this killed me. one of my former coworkers is mexican and a joke of this type was told roughly 200 times a day, every day. if i were still there i woulda gotten dadboner a few more converts. not that he needs it. he's getting like 1k a week.Quote:
Why do we waste so much mexican talent on washing dishes when they should be making beer? Stay thirsty, you guys.
not to be *that* guy, but forexample: on cinco de mayo i asked him if he was going to celebrate by mowing his lawn. when he said he didnt have a lawn i said it'd make more sense if he celebrated by mowing someone else's.
also, all in good fun. hope tahoe doesnt label me a racist for this.
loved the parts where he was talking about WWE and how triple H inspired him to grow a pony tail
Dave better watch out, or he might get a Pedigree on the floor.
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Went out in the parking lot of the bank, put on Stranglehold & wailed on the gas like I was gonna plow through the window. Had to get it on.
so god damn funny.
whoever found this, thank you.
Monday. Sick of this. Wish I was dead.
Would love to know what kind of "job" Karl is supposed to have.
Not a plumber
I actually love that movie.Quote:
So sick of everyone's crap. Wish I could just go renegade like The Boz in Stone Cold. Kick ass, take names, and leave failure in the past.
question: what kind of voice do you imagine Karl speaking in?
I picture it to be a little nasaly and not very deep.
I bet he has a lisp.
Throw some Michigan plates on the car instead and this would have been epic.
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Ate at a restaurant called "Bold" on Saturday night. Saw this and thought of Karl.
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8320/cimg0104z.jpg