AKS PHARAOH

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Originally Posted by Gl'enn

Why are you thanking me?

Thank you Gl'enn.

No, thank YOU, Gl'enn!

Thx glen.

You bet.

So Pharaoh, does it bother you that that the only person getting thanks in the "AKS PHARAOH" thread isn't Pharaoh?

Not as much as the player in your sig posing like he knows how to run an offense in that picture.

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Originally Posted by WTFchris

Not as much as the player in your sig posing like he knows how to run an offense in that picture.

LOL.

Thanks Chris.

I think the Av is more appropriate. He looks like he can't decide whether to jack a three or drive to the hoop recklessly, but it's clear passing isn't on his mind.

Well Zip, I agree that marriage is fucked. Which is why I found a chick that doesn't wanna get married. It's just a piece of paper. If you wanna be with someone then be with that person. You don't need to have a fucking ceremony.

And as for having MORE kids? Fuck No! I got a girl and a boy so I'm happy.

And GD - why would I be unhappy about you getting "thanks"? For all your hard work and effort there should be a Glenn Appreciation thread where once a day we all post thanks to the great GD.

But since that thread doesn't exist I'm happy for you to get your praises here in my thread, cause that's the kind of guy I am.

P, you do thank Gl'enn every night before you go to bed?

Fuck No!

10 minutes before I go to bed I'm probably on here though - so I do get to read his fine work before I shut my eyes.

Is that close enough?

Yeah, but do you jerk your pud before bedtime? Is that allowed in Australia? Or does having a language that has the word "crickey" or "G'day" in it mean that there is no such thing as whacking off there, becuase it's considered "faggy"?

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Yeah, but do you jerk your pud before bedtime? Is that allowed in Australia? Or does having a language that has the word "crickey" or "G'day" in it mean that there is no such thing as whacking off there, becuase it's considered "faggy"?

Drunk people are funny, but to answer your questions:

I do not jerk off before bedtime. I don't have the energy lol

Despite our butchering of the English language whacking off is "allowed".

He has to do it with the opposite hand, though.

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Originally Posted by Gl'enn

He has to do it with the opposite hand, though.

Well "played".

thx glen

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Originally Posted by Fool

thx glen

Seconded.

I LOVE THIS PLACE

Which hand is the "opposite" Glenn?

The opposite of whichever one you would use if you were visiting the U.S. ?

lmao

Thanks Gl'enn.

And which hand do you use in the USA?

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

I heard that too Fool - or have you had it done?

Apparently it's a 1 day thing! That's pretty good.

That beats me taking 6 weeks off work to stay at home and do everything while my fiance recovers from having her tubes tied.

Just saw this.

My brother had it done. He said the only thing is getting over having people stare at your package. That actual "surgery" is nothing.

Why are people looking at his package?

I've been told the swelling goes away after a day or so.

Or do you mean people look "down there" when he tells them the story?

And if they always look "down there" when he tells the story why doesn't he simply stop telling the story?

Aks Pharaoh has been pre-empted for an episode of Aks Fool

There isn't really even any swelling. You just take a day off from work. Man, the only thing easier was Lasic surgery. I feel like a new man. I can see my cock in the morning (or before bedtime) when I'm jerking off WITHOUT glasses or contacts--and in the odd time or two I might bang a chick I can watch my cock going in and out of her with the complete joy of knowing I won't get her knocked up.

LMAO - gotta love Zip's contributions.

I don't say this often but:

You really need to post more.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

Why are people looking at his package?

I've been told the swelling goes away after a day or so.

Or do you mean people look "down there" when he tells them the story?

And if they always look "down there" when he tells the story why doesn't he simply stop telling the story?

Aks Pharaoh has been pre-empted for an episode of Aks Fool

The doctor doing the surgery. The doctor looked at his package.

Dude's a doctor - that's allowed.

Under no other circumstance can a dude look at your package. If you catch a dude looking at your package you are allowed to call him on it and you get a free shot at his head or gut.

That's the rule, right?

I caught a guy looking at my package once and he told me that was the rule.

So I smashed him in the head. He looked again. So I hit him in the gut. He looked a third time...

So I kicked his fucking teeth down his throat.

He thanked me for it. Said it would make him a better cocksucker or something like that ...

I really couldn't understand him with all the teeth falling out.

^True story.

I eventually got the teeth replaced, though.

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Originally Posted by Gl'enn

^True story.

I eventually got the teeth replaced, though.

Anower sowid conkwibushion.

Sanks, Gwenn.

No teeth, no T's or L's.

That's the difference between me and Pharaoh. Whenever he stares at my package I really don't mind . . . . .

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Originally Posted by giffman

That's the difference between me and Pharaoh. Whenever he stares at my package I really don't mind . . . . .

P, are there goats in Australia, and what are your thoughts about them?

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Originally Posted by Gl'enn

^True story.

I eventually got the teeth replaced, though.

Thats funny. Gl'enn is nomally informative while sometimes being wrong, but that is funny.

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Originally Posted by DennyMcLain

P, are there goats in Australia, and what are your thoughts about them?

Ooh yeah, suckit baby! WHO'S your daddy?!

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Ooh yeah, suckit baby! WHO'S your daddy?!

How's that bottle of Thunderbird coming, Zip?

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

No sir. I own a more discriminating taste. Only Thunderbird ESQ for me, asshat!

Glenn - that's the funniest thing you've posted in 8 years.

Denny - yeah there are goats in the Land of Oz. What do I think of them? They're goats - I don't think about 'em.

Giffman - where the fuck did/do you disappear to?

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Hey Denny, why don't you go fuck yourself in the ass with a goat?

LO(hiccup)L

This thread is phenomenal.

The exchange between Zip and Pharaoh on the subject of kids and marriage was classic.

This thread is a classic. I lol'd a lot re-reading this shit.

And I have an update: After claiming I didn't want more kids cause I had a boy and a girl I should take this opportunity to announce that my fiance and I are expecting our 3rd child in late December/early January.

I hope we have a boy cause my son was one year old in August so they'd be closer in age PLUS I'd get another bodyguard for the girl.