Partying with the cheerleaders!
"Dad, 36, charged with orchestrating a bawdy teen party"
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Partying with the cheerleaders!
"Dad, 36, charged with orchestrating a bawdy teen party"
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news...een_party.html
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Although some of the teens claimed to police that Russo also has a room for sexual activity on the house's second floor called "the cave," he is not accused of sexual misconduct.
I just replaced the kitchen faucet
attaboy
Things that are dad type:
Saying attaboy.
-Choking away the Masters
- Jazz vinyl from the 1960s
- Drinking scotch - not bourbon, but actual scotch
- Changing your own oil, doing your own brakes
- Bringing in a big thing of donuts and coffee to work on Monday mornings
- Watching the Lions on TV
- Labatts
- When the kids are being bad, counting loudly and slowly. ONE. TWO. (Three is when the assbeating goes down)
- Conversations with the neighbor over the backyard fence
- Calling your neighbor "Neighbor"
- Secretly sharing a joint over the backyard fence with the neighbor while pretending to do yard work or cleaning the garage
- Stocking firewood. When are you ever going to need all that firewood?
- Groaning while lifting, groaning while sitting down, groaning when crawling out of bed, groaning while taking a piss
- Cooking chili
- Farting loudly and casually in the middle of a conversation
I start at 3. Shits hard at my house.
Mad-dogging the daughter's "cool boyfriend".
I can see Gl'enn doing this regularly.
Finally having your wife drunk enough to go ANAL, but you're so drunk you pass out because it takes to long to find the hole. Of course she comes to her senses when she awakes in the morning nearly drowned in KY lotions and feels so guilty, she refuses to even look at your penis for 8 months. Of course, women are too dumb just to play along, and pretend their ass is sore so they can continue to get you to do anything she wants on the off chance she'll do it again the next time you have sex in two years.
-being pissed for days because the A/C broke in the house and you had to pay some fool $99 to make a service call.
-being pissed at the way that Home Depot lays out their store entrances ("enter" door is too far away from the "exit" door, so no matter where you park, you're not close to one of the doors.) This is exacerbated because every trip to Home Depot is always an emergency one, and you need to get back to that project FAST.
-thinking that you've "beat the system" because you figured out that you can just park by the "exit" door at the Home Depot and walk in that way, completely avoiding the "enter" door.
edit- two effing typos
lol....I thought I beat the system by going into the "lumber yard" entrance
what I needed was not even close to the lumber
Home Depot=1 Wizzle=0
Then go to Lowes. Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
Lowes is even dumber. You can't get in their exits, but their entrance is in the middle of the store, meaning you have to park in the middle where every soccer mom parks. I would rather park next to all the pickup trucks at the lumber section, avoiding all soccer moms.
- Scoping out the soccer moms at Lowes
- Explaining penalties in hockey to five year olds by calling them "time-outs".
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Originally Posted by Gl'enn
Next time you could just shoot me a PM if you can wait til the evening (if it's a weekday). I can take a condenser, and a furnace apart and put it back together. Just saying, if you want to possibly save $99+ for a dumb fix.
^^ that may also be "dad type".
In my head, UxKa went over to Gl'enn's place, and UxKa says "there you go Gl'enn, you're all set." Dad-type Gl'enn replies, "alright, thanks U-X."
strange...
I think he meant that he could explain how I could do it, since he's in Chicago.
I'm Dad type, but I'm not a fixer, I'm a hirer.
Yeah I meant I might be able to explain an easy fix, because I'm an hour West of Chicago.
You'd be surprised how easy a lot of heating & cooling issues can be to fix. Most people are scared off just by the fact that it's their AC... I was the same way until I was in the industry and became a dad.
Shame on Gl'enn for not at least offering the guy a beer. I mean, he drove all the way from Chicago.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrRay11
I just noticed what Gl'enn said Vin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
You are right. At least a beer. Gl'enn must be cheap like that.Quote:
"alright, thanks U-X."
Farting anywehere, anytime, and being proud of it.
And, congratulating your daughter on her belching prowess. My 14 year old is approaching a length and reverberation that would make any 16 year old boy envious.
So should I spend the extra jack to zone my system? Its not a huge house 25 hun sq ft.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
I don't use the furnace out here much at all. Maybe a lil during the day during the winter months. I'm mainly concerned with running the AC/condens a LOT during the summer. I run it at night a lot too.
Does the condenser use half the juice cuz I've zoned it? If you know. At night when i've shut down half the house and just want to cool the bedrooms, does the condenser use half the juice... might be a better way to put it.
That's a question that is hard to provide a generalized answer. On a basic answer level, I'd say that your house's heat gain during the night is minimal so you probably wouldn't save much. It depends on how hot the air temperature is at night, how well insulated the house is, how much space you want to shut off at night and how much you'd have to cool back down come morning.
dickQuote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Waking up still drunk to feed your child.
A free fix = possible manloveQuote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
I think that's called a "Goshboots".Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermy
Waking up still drunk, forgetting you have a child to feed.
Definitely, NOT dad-type
That's OK Hermy--only about 3-4% of the people who have children actually SHOULD have children, especially when they have them. Yup, nothing like feeling all adult and shit and start popping babies out at the ripe old mature age of 20 or so. Good idea!
- Watching the hockey game upstairs because three five year old girls are watching Noggin in the living room.
You guys really need to publish a Dad guy handbook. I sure could use one.
I didn't even know you had lil ones.
Well Zip would think I'm an idiot, but I became an instant Dad guy and now have a five year old.
Ah, gotcha. Good luck. I've seen some step-families do quite well...and some blood families not so good. Just enjoy it. Kids are great.
Thanks. I'm a rookie of course, but I'm also enjoying it a lot. She's already a huge Red Wing fan so I feel I've done something right.
Well now, let's slow down a bit there, Tarzan.Quote:
Originally Posted by detroitexport
First of all, having done EVERYTHING wrong in my life WRT marriage and kids, I consider my self an expert on how NOT to do it. One of my first rules is don't do it, if you are a guy, before the age of 30. I don't give a fuck how "mature" you think you are, but why would you spend the first 20 years or so living with your parents, and then want to jump right into the MOST restrictive covenant on Earf (well, besides credit agreements)? A man should enjoy his 20's, and the paradox is generally that if a guy is mature enough to be married that early, he's mature enough to know it's NOT the right decision. Too many things going on, too much growing up to do, and too much childish bullshit in a man's soul to contemplate beng responsible for the extremely important responsibility of wives and kids. And fucking A--have soem goddamm fun with your life. Educate yourself, start a career, live with a roomie for awhile, live ALONE for awhile, TRAVEL--and don't fucking think that on a planet with 7 billion people--your soulmate lives down the street and always has. If you ain't ready to give 110% of yourself to a family--then don't do it. Especially the young guys coming up right now. No more job at the factory that will last 30 years. No more hiding in the same cubicle for 30 years. You're gonna have to be flixible and movable for the first decade of your career--keep life simple till you figure some shit out, man! And don't tell me that you have JACK SHIT figured out until you're 30. Not in an age when statistics tell you you're gonna live to be about 80 with no problem. And don't believe in romantic, passionate love--we are the ONLY fucks in the world who buy into that shit and it's no coincidence then that most of our kids have multiple daddies, mommies, and basically raise themselves while most of the parents in this country are busy sticking their heads further and further up their asses (sure do need that $300,000 house and the 1500.00 a month in car payments all supported by that $50,000 salary, eh, Warren Buffet Jr?), and/or run off with the next piece of ass or hard cock and start the cycle all over again--immediately.
Secondly, I admire step parents. Good ones are hard to come by. Especially because tons of kids who need step parents have needed them all their lives, since it's now way cool to have a couple kids before your senior prom, or pick up some floozie at "Asscracks 'N Cleavage Singles Bar" and knock her up three weeks into the "relationship," and think things are going to be OK living in an apartment where you can hear your upstairs neighbor taking a piss at two in the morning after banging some floozie HE met at Asscracks 'N Cleavage, and trying to make ends meet on a couple of $9.00 an hour jobs--then deciding that her calling her ex-boyfreind (and by "ex" I mean he dumped her the night you met her at Asscracks 'N Cleavage) is too much and you run out on her, and start the cycle all over again--immediately.
So no, I don't think you are an idiot--unless you are, of course, not yet 30 and don't have a pretty good start for yourself in life and have had OODLES of fun. In fact, you're probably a realist. In this day and age, good luck finding a chick without one or two mistakes in the bag already. Hell, I didn't want to be a step-parent, so I went out and found someone with no kids--but mine were too much for her and she's gonzo. Just do it right, and be extra good to that kid, cuz chances are he or she really needs you and shouldn't have to go through that twice.
I had my fiancee read that post.
I'm over 35, have already been married once (no kids), have traveled quite a bit (and lived overseas) and lived a pretty wild single life for a good number of years. I agree with everything you wrote Zip. I do feel like now I am ready when before there was no way.