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Sex with little EDIT - women - EDIT is amazing. You can spin them like a top while they ride you. Just grab their legs and wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllll. I call it the sit'n'spin position.
I assume that you are talking about size and not age.Quote:
Originally Posted by detroitexport
Please?
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Originally Posted by detroitexport
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10780
I find short girls sexy myself. Key word: short, not little.
Size. Yes, size. Size. Size. Just size. Only size.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
I should edit that to short or even tiny or say women. That's a horrible miscue. I think with using the word chicks and not girls I just didn't realize how that could be read. Yikes.
Sorry about that one. Please feel free to nix it entirely if you think it best.
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I was at that game with my girlfriend. I'll tell you what, giving her a ticket to that game was probably one of the top 5 most stupid things I've ever done...Quote:
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on that note...
Overrated: Taking your gf to an NBA Final's game despite her having no interest
we learn from our mistakes
Overrated: having a gf.
Overrated: News stories about Bonds or OJ.
Tell me when they are found guilty, until then don't bother me.
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Overrated: Hot chicks that actually know they're hot
Underrated: Having a girl that would LOVE to go to a Detroit sporting event with you.
underrated ... Post #91
Not if you're married. But anyone who takes a woman to a sporting event is a dope.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
Not true, Zip. I went to a college hockey game with my new girl and she actually knew what the fuck was going on and could talk about it. Knew the teams and predicted who would win correctly and everything. Even predicted it would be an easy win (ended up being a 12-1 game). I was impressed.
2 days later she offered to take me to a Wings game sometime with her uncle's season tickets.
The only reason she was into the game is because she's in love with one of the goalies. Mark my words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
This was the only way she could see her man without you being suspicious.
Nice call Swami.
I know someone who named their kids Steve, Brendan, and Darren, and the claim is that Sergei would've been #4 if she were a he.
Underrated doesn't even begin to describe women who love sports. Aside from actually being able to watch games and talk sports with them I've always found that women who love sports are just more fun in general to hang out with.
Yeah, lesbians are fun to hang out with.
ding ding ding, we have a winnerQuote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
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Seconded.
I would NEVER watch a game on TV with family, let alone a girlfriend, let alone take them with me to a game. I get pissed real easily when it comes to sports and I make myself look like an ass all the time. I wouldn't disagree if someone came to the conclusion I was a bipolar jackass if they went to a game/watched one with me.
Absolutely GENIUS. We have Valentie's Day and Anniversaries to pretend we really like to spend time with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
I love the ladies, but I'm perfectly happy saying something like "Aw, you can't go. I actually want to have FUN watching the game", or "I'd take ya, but my buddies and I would rather poke our eyes out with fountain pens than spend our time waiting outside the restroom for you the entire second half".
It is PERFECTLY all right to have some separation in a relationship. Things she likes that I don't do (shopping, housework, visiting family, acknowledging the children, mowing the lawn, washing the car, cooking, etc), and I have things that I like, but she doesn't (having fun, sports, picking up other women at bars, visiting brothels, sex, jerking off, watching porn, golf, and going to McDonalds).
Yeah man, 'cuz if you just did things together all the time, man, you'd just be a slave to the machine, man. You know?
Shit, I can barely stand myself when I'm watching "the game", I threaten beatings to myself when something my team (which I'm a hanger onner of) does doesn't go right...what makes you think I WOULDN'T kill myself AFTER I kill you? I love you so much, when was the last time I told you that?
Honestly, does your girl/wife want to hear YOUR opinion on shoes? Then why should you want to hear theirs on sports?
http://cowboys.beloblog.com/archives/guam.jpg
Other than that I'm a really nice guy. :)
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http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
The only thing I hate worse than kids are pets.
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Nice!
I've been a www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com fan for years.
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Swamis posts and contribution to the board :)
Overrated: mohawks. I can't believe people (college football players to be more specific) still have them.
Under rated:
Shaving your balls
I contemplated doing that while in the shower.
I'm doing it right now.
Overrated: when shit gets stuck to your ass hairs.
Under rated:
Shaved sphincters in porn
Read my new topic if you ever think about shaving your ass hair. Serves as a good warning.
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If you shave your asshair, you can;t get a dingleberry.
Besides, I'm talking about the bald assholes of female porn stars.
I literally just rofl.
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Overrated: having to smile/pose for the camera. I don't want you taking my picture as it is...
