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That's not Elvis... that's John Belushi.
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http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...-C11751273.jpg
WaHOO! The King showing us the hips that changed the world forever!
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http://www.opendemocracy.net/content...0cufflinks.jpg
The King lets The Prez look at his solid gold cufflinks. Nixon asked The King for tips on how to run the country, and The King whispered something into his ear, and backed off, saying, "It's your duty. It's the right thing to do. I'll have a helicopter take you away when you're done"
Two weeks later, Tricky Dick resigned as President of the United States.
THAT'S the power of The King.
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http://www.ibiblio.org/elvis/higgins2.gif
Elvis puts the "moves" on.
I guess this confirms the rumor that Elvis did indeed invent the "French Kiss".
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http://www.geocities.com/shaeville/elvisarmy.jpg
President Bush is on record as saying that if he "had a couple dozen Elvis Presleys alyin' around, this terrorrrorrrism thang would a been OVER by now!"
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I was forced to watch American Idol with my wife last night, and one of the ungodly events that happened was that Celine Dion sang a gospel duet with a videotaped Elvis, and the two were digitally merged together onscreen while Celine Dion acted like she was flirting with Elvis. Elvis isn't necessarily my favorite entertainer, but he's still Elvis, and Celine Dion can go straight to hell for defiling his memory.
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I can't begin to tell you how lucky she is that I didn't see that.
I can only imagine The King pointing to Simon and saying to Celine: "Hey baby, Ah wouldn't fuck you with HIS dick"
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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MG/143976.jpg
I'm warning you: Don't get up in The King's grille, or he'll fuck you up.