11th Commandment

11. Dont try and be a hero

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

Is this in The Stands?

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Suck it. This is gaining steam.

11) Don't Fuck With Anyone Named Elijah

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Originally Posted by wiki

According to the Books of Kings, Elijah raised the dead, brought fire down from the sky, and ascended into heaven in a chariot.

Based on a prophecy in Malachi, many Jews await his return as precursor to the coming of the Messiah

In Bulgaria, he is known as "Elijah the Thunderer" and in folklore is held responsible for summer storms, hail, rain, thunder and dew.

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11. Thou shalt not be a racist.

11. Thou shalt not be fuckin stupid and shit

So, it's only ok to shit if you're not stupid? Or is the idea to not stick your private parts into stupid people and avoid anal? Or is that an incomplete sentence? Man, Tahoe, you'd have stupid Biblical scholars shitting themselves for eons. :)

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

So, it's only ok to shit if you're not stupid? Or is the idea to not stick your private parts into stupid people and avoid anal? Or is that an incomplete sentence? Man, Tahoe, you'd have stupid Biblical scholars shitting themselves for eons. :)

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LMAO Man I needed that, thanks Mxy.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

So, it's only ok to shit if you're not stupid? Or is the idea to not stick your private parts into stupid people and avoid anal? Or is that an incomplete sentence? Man, Tahoe, you'd have stupid Biblical scholars shitting themselves for eons. :)

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Once again, attack me. :)

LMAO too, thanks Mxy.

Tahoe - don't take it personally. It just means people think you're mature enough to handle a little shit.

11. Thou shall not use me as a scapegoat with your own fucking stupidity.