My bad, the sweet cracks on "you don't make money" "I'll bang your wife" and "I bet you live in a rural environment and your housing is portable" had me on my heels.
But it isn't fair since I really do know something of you, and you know nothing of me. So I'll let you know I work for a company that specializes in privatizing government services. Like Blackwater, but with less civilian frag.