Because I peek over the stalls...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma
You hear the clicking you fucking idiot.
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Because I peek over the stalls...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma
You hear the clicking you fucking idiot.
But you'd still puke on her floor, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma
I don't get why they waited more than TEN FUCKING YEARS to finally make Toy Story 3...????
I was 11 when the 2nd one came out. Who are they trying to attract to see the 3rd one??? Kids that are 10 years younger than me were to young to have enjoyed the first two when they we're at their pinnacle.
Regardless, I'll probably go see it in 2010, just because I'll still probably like Disney at age 22.
I don't get why the first Santa Claus was good and the 2nd and 3rd SCs suck so bad.
Also, I'm not sure that they do.
Why there's a "desert casino" in the Upper Peninsula:
http://www.lvdcasino.com/
And yeah, I know the answer, but I didn't yesterday when I first heard about this place.
Why they don't call a Brazilian Wax a "Brazilian Wax" in Brazil.
Where's the pride???
The same reason we don't get an "American Cheeseburger" here?
I don't get why there's an ad banner for a Chinese dating site on this page.
After Denny's question, this answer kind of hurt my brain a lil bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
How Lil Wayne can have so many albums and not one descent line of lyrics?
Also, would he not get up on top of EVERYTHING if he were like 6 inches taller?
You're crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
"Bitch I'm the bomb like tick tick"
Genius.
"I got so much chips they call me Hewlett Packard."
"Bitches on my stick but my name ain't Harry Potter"
Here's one I don't get.
In the movie Armageddon, when Truman shows Harry the crew he originally had planned to drill the hole in the asteroid, Truman tells him that they've been training for 8 months.
However, when the movie begins, one of the NASA researchers told them they had 18 days before it hit earth, and that was before they came up with the ideal to drill.
I can poke so many holes in that movie.
Hate to get all Europhile, but who the fuck here invented the whole putting-a-piece-of-orange-in-wheat-beer shit. I've had beer all over Germany and lots of times with Belgians, and correct me if I'm wrong (Uxka you've been to Belgium on a beer tour), but I'm pretty sure those dudes perfected the whole wheat beer thing, and I've never seen them put a gay-ass piece of citrus fruit in their fucking beer.
I've had 4 by the way.
The only time I was in Belgium in Brussels, it rained the entire fucking time I was there. It was miserable to get anywhere, and I never got to explore much. It was the one leg of that Euro trip where I wish I had a do-over. I never got a good Belgium experience.
Usually it's a lemon in a Weiss or an Orange in a Belgian White. And yes, they're both gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by detroitexport
Every time I see this thread, I just want to type 'laid'. It doesn't apply to me... but the thread title leads into it so nicely.
Good post DE. Theres no need to fuck with beer, just fuckin drink it.
Wow, I was coming here to type pretty much word for word the same thing after reading your post in the suck thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
But it is ok that I just put a splash of grapefruit juice over my Vodka on ice?Quote:
Originally Posted by detroitexport
It's not SWEETENED grapefruit juice is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Its some natural something ort other. It doesn't say its sweetned.
Best to stay away until you're sure. Maybe fresh squeeze a fresh grapefruit with your bicep just to be safe.
it fuckin tastes pretty good that much I know for sure
Yeah, I love me some greyhounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
My car has those windows that don't go all the way down (I guess so kids can't jump out) and a window lock button, but the door opens from the inside even when locked. So they can't jump out the window, but they can get out of the door when the car is moving.
Brilliant!
And of course, if they're short kids, they won't get much benefit from the breeze unless it rolls down all the way.
A bunch of people where I work are talking about going to wait in line at Denny's for a free Grand Slam.
Wait in line, at Denny's.
No thanks.
Are you effin kidding me? Good luck with that case. What a bunch of ass hats.
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COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) - South Carolina authorities in the county where Michael Phelps was spotted smoking from a marijuana pipe say they are considering a criminal charge against the Olympic swimmer.
Lt. Chris Cowan said Tuesday that Richland County sheriff's investigators are gathering more information about the photo, which showed Phelps inhaling from a marijuana pipe.
Cowan did not specify what charge was being considered and declined to discuss details of the investigation.
The photograph was first shown in a British tabloid Sunday. News of the World said the picture was taken during a November house party while Phelps was visiting the University of South Carolina.
Phelps issued a public apology.
Give me a break...
Is a pic off someone's cell phone even admissible?
And....AND....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND prove its pot you dumb fucks.
Could anyone imagine shit like this in LA, SF, Ann Arbor?
who cares. the IOC was fine with it. its pot. its not like he did a bunch of blow and ran over child midgets walking to school.
Text messages got the Mayor sent to jail.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
I don't get why women (or men) named "Margaret" oftentimes go by "Peggy".
Musicals
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...e-for-margaretQuote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
But that was his cell. Pictures can be doctored. How do you prove it wasn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
I don't get the "feels like" term thrown around in weather forecasts. How do they know what it feels like for everybody. Right now it is -3 but it "feels like" -19. How the hell would they figure that out? Do they take a guy from outside and put him in an isolated room at -19 so that the guy can say, "yup, that's what it feels like outside right now".
Cold sucks, and it feels like it really sucks.