Burning your mouth on pizza rolls.
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Burning your mouth on pizza rolls.
Eating pizza rolls.
I used to love those things, but now they are just blah. I'd rather just get the pizza itself (doesn't really cost much more and actually fills you up).
Those things are filled with lava though. It reminds me of the hot pocket skit.
They ain't as good as hot pockets, that's for sure.
Prolly the last 5 times I've passed by ESPN they've were running some piece about how great of person Tom Brady is, how sexy he is, rich he is, humble he is, great of a QB he is...you get it.
Are you saying he's a hot pocket?
That's what I'm gathering.
I think he's more of a fruitcake.
From what I hear, Brady has a lava hot exterior with an icy-cold center.
Or was that a hot pocket...
That uncomfortable half hour when you have to decide between finally going and making yourself barf or just sit there and wait until you explode after eating sushi, drinking five beers, and topping it off with Oreos, Nutter Butters, and a big glass of milk.
Seriously, my stomach used to be able to handle that kind of shit easily.
When you're just ready to go to bed and you realize your sheets are still in the washer.