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Zek - I don't know where you get these but I think you need to post at least 5 of these a day.
LOL.
I wasn't tired last night and needed something to kill the time. I'll try to keep it up.
The robot driving the tank and the Captain America one had me rolling.
Captain America one makes me laugh every time. He's just riding that invisible fucking bike or car or whatever like a jackass while he chases down the girl. His face is priceless.
Where the hell did you find that?
Seconded.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
Well, if I told you where I found them, I wouldn't be able to keep you in suspense for when I posted them on here
(Still belly laughing about Captain America)
Most of those - at least the Captain America stuff and some of the others - come from Something Awful Dot Com.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
Once upon a time it was the funniest place on the entire Internet, at least in terms of edgy insult humor, but it got overrun with a bunch of sensitive pussies who can't take a joke. Because of this, the place has gotten so intensely moderated to prevent hurt feelings that the rules are completely arbitrary and you get banned based on whether or not the admin you're dealing with had a bad day.
A favorite pastime of people on the Internet (including Zekyl) is to share and laugh about things that people on that forum created 5 years ago, because some of it is still funny to this day. Take for example:
Those days are long behind them.Quote:
Today my History class took a field trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudiced and all that good stuff. Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice". So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and I had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes (the rest of the trip). When we get back my history teacher found out what I did and had a fit and I get suspended. What a fucking way to end a week.
Also, don't ever buy anything from them. It will never get shipped and if you complain about it, you will be banned.
That's not where I found them, but I used to go to that site a lot a long time ago. If I recall correctly, it pretty much turned to crap like Swami said. There are too many tight-asses in the world.
I'm a religious guy, I'm a moral guy, and I'm a guy who understands prejudice. But people that get offended easily are the scum of the earth. I have a sense of humor and rarely ever get offended, and if I ever have a moment where I drop my jaw and think "that's not right" I just leave it alone and go about my business. I don't make a big fuss about shit because I'm bored and I want a challenge. People need to understand intent. I'm not saying to go laugh at people at funerals or go put a "bin Laden pwns" poster at Ground Zero, but America has been pussified by these over-sensitive assholes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
I say take all the oversensitive assholes and drown them in their own tears.
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I feel better.
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Originally Posted by MoTown
At first it was funny because it was all pretty much gamers in their 20s who had obnoxious senses of humor, so everyone was on board. Then there was just a very strange swarm of the following groups that just destroyed that msg board:
1) Middle-aged overweight cat ladies
2) White Knights (lonely guys who swarm in to defend women who are being mocked)
3) People who woke up one day and decided they were gay, because they had to somehow rationalize the fact that no one of the opposite gender would ever come near them; truthfully no self-respecting gay person would go near them either and they resent being lumped in with these mutants
4) Gun maniacs who post pictures of themselves with their large collection of guns and disturbing facial expressions
5) Friendless nerds who diagnosed themselves with Aspergers Syndrome (instead of just admitting that they have a poor sense of humor)
6) Friendless nerds who really do have Aspergers Syndrome, and therefore have no idea when a joke is being made at their expense or someone else's
7) Fat people who will never admit to being fat - these people frequently have neckbeards and their facial muscles have atrophied from not interacting with other people face to face; also, they have incredibly poor taste in clothes but this will not prevent them from proudly posting pictures of their fat, slack-faced, neckbearded selves in ugly clothes
8) Dorks who have been on that site for 10 years and who won't even talk with you unless you know all their secret in-jokes and nerd lingo
9) A whole subforum full of people with serious addictive drug problems who insist on being treated the same as a guy who smokes a joint on the weekends
10) People who live their entire lives on Something Awful
11) Administrator sycophants
Basically, if you take a person still in the developing stages of a social life, and cut them off from all genuine real-life experience in favor of Internet messaging, you get the people on Something Awful. What a pile of shit.
^IBSS"TSF"
Believe me, I was into it for a good long time. Now it's like how I feel about watching Star Trek - "why in the world did I waste so many hours of my life with this nerdy bullshit?"
I just love that "Pat myself on the back" shit. It makes the intranets interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Not really sure if I just got insulted by Zip there...
Also if I did, not really sure how I'm patting myself on the back.
The fact you're fuckin' MoTown is a pat on your own back.
^ yep, water off the back of MoTown
Sir Douche Baggins has just been hired as my PR manager.
I wanna be part of your posse... the part that is able to put peeps in a headlock and work them over a lil if they get to close to MoTown.
MoTown's so badass he DOESN'T walk around Rochester with his entourage.
However, I've always wanted an entourage. Tahoe, you're in.
uhh... uhhh....
Fuck MoTown!
Yeah fuck that guy.
I didn't insult Motown. I just pull quotes that piss me off and pay no attention to who utters them.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
How did that piss you off though? There was absolutely nothing from that post that should have made you remotely angry? Mentioning that I'm religious is enough to piss you off? I didn't say I'm more moral than you because I'm religious or anything like that. I mentioned that I'm religious because so many people say they get offended because of their religion. Not I'm religious therefore I'm better.
I know I'm making a big deal out of something you didn't intend for it to be that way. If you hate religion so much that you hate people even mentioning that they believe in a relion, you may have a problem. You're like bukdow of the religious world.
Man, let's not even go there. I think we all know each other's opinion about religion already. Back to the random pix!
