Why do women buy bathing suits they don't feel comfortable in forcing them to wear shirts and shorts over them while swimming?
WTF is that?
Also, why aren't bathing suits that have arms and legs mandatory for fat people (women and men)?
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Why do women buy bathing suits they don't feel comfortable in forcing them to wear shirts and shorts over them while swimming?
WTF is that?
Also, why aren't bathing suits that have arms and legs mandatory for fat people (women and men)?
Why did my dad walk to school up hill both ways?
Why not take the opposite route on your bike and just coast all the way there and back?
free ass
or free lunch
High School Musical?
Why the F is this so popular? When I was a kid, I thought musicals were stupid (still do). It has a cast of dudes that make DiCaprio look like a hard-ass, a bunch of very unattractive teen girls and as far as I can tell, it's been the same story three times. Weren't made for TV Disney movies made fun of once upon a time? What the hell is wrong with today's youth?
On a similar note, why did Anne Hathaway get thrown out of Disney Movies and Disney stopped just short of stoning her for doing a nude scene in a couple movies, yet Vanessa Hudgekins gets a free pass from Disney for sending nude pics over the internet to her pimp?
MoTown is dialed in.
I agree. I never liked musicals as a kid either. I think it's just teenage girls that like it.
And they couldn't come up with a better name than "High School Musical?" That's the fucking best they could do?
^^ :cogent: It's as if no matter how dumb a title they tried to give this movie, the marketing executives at Disney were like, "nope, too oblique."
Then one guy was like, "Hey, I know! We've been giving this project a working title of 'High School Musical' and I think we should just go with that. Ab ab ab! No time to argue about it. Gotta go. I've got a 2:30 appointment to get my nutsack massaged with hundred-dollar bills."
I know I shouldn't, but it's sooooo "actor". Bitch really had to go ahead and say it....in all seriousness.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/10/14...ef=mpstoryviewQuote:
(OPRAH.com) -- For more than 20 years, actress Christina Applegate has kept audiences laughing.
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"It doesn't feel the same, and it's hard to carry your purse," Christina Applegate says. "I cry at least once a day."
During her teenage years, she lit up the small screen as Kelly Bundy on the hit sitcom "Married with Children." After 11 hilarious seasons, Christina's career branched out to the big screen and Broadway.
In 2007, Christina landed the starring role on "Samantha Who?" an acclaimed comedy series. After receiving Emmy and Golden Globe nominations for her performance, it seemed that nothing could stop Christina's triumphant return to TV.
Then, in April 2008, shocking news silenced the laughter. At 36 years old, Christina was diagnosed with breast cancer. At first, Christina says she lived quietly with the disease. "It's hard to live quietly," she says. "I went through five weeks of work without telling anyone that this was going on in my life."
Now, Christina is going public with her personal battle to raise awareness among young women who may not think they're at risk.
As the daughter of a breast cancer survivor, Christina says she's been vigilant about getting regular mammograms since she was 30 years old. In 2007, doctors recommended extra precautions.
"My doctor said that the mammograms weren't enough for me because of the denseness of my breasts," she says. "He suggested that I get an MRI."
If she wanted to educate people, why didn't she take off her clothes earlier and allow us to capture the density? I just don't get it.
Hilary Swank's face....seriously, what's wrong with it? The nose? The lips? The Eyebrows?
^ yep
Her teeth are horrifying, her eyes are dead, her forehead is huge, she has sunken cheeks, and when she smiles it looks like she's going to eat you T-Rex style. Plus she was The Next Karate Kid, and that was fucking horrible.
Internet stud. :p
The appeal of slot machines.
ESPN's selection of Top 10 plays. It's obvious that they get a hard on for dunking, but their selection is idiotic.
Today's top play was Patrick Ewing Jr. dunking on a fast break. That play beat a hole in one and the best goal this year in the NHL.
They put a pass in there from LeBron as well. A pass. Not an alley-oop. A pass.
Why I find Peyton Manning's commercials hilarious...
Why AT&T told me they'd arrive at my house to fix my phone line at 4:07pm. Do they give me a free pizza if they show up at 4:08pm?
Why we don't have more members here.
It just doesn't make sense.
People should just be able to jump right into these easy to follow conversations.
Maybe we should run some advertisements?
Let's go to the Palace next home game and put WTFDetroit stickers all over everybody's cars. People love free stickers.
I had to walk behind the camera douche who was filming Eli in the pregame show. I was thinking about walking in front of the camera and give a shout out to WTF, but I was worried that Eli might kick my ass on live TV and embarrass WTF.
Never hesitate at the chance to embarrass WTF.
You should have taken off your shirt, thrown it at Eli and shouted "DOUBLE U TEE EFF DETROIT DOT COM" at the top of your lungs. Then you should have flexed and pointed at the camera.
Eli would have put on his new Rip Hamilton mask and squealed like a pussy.
This is correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
how could casino royale be so awesome and quantum
of solice suck so much ass?
Did you already see it?
Yeah, saw it last night at a pre-screening. Not great.
Anyone see this week's South Park?Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
I don't get the obsession with Erin Andrews. She's attractive, yes, but people fawn over her like she lactates beer. She's an above average looking girl, that's it.
It's amplified because she's on sports shows with a bunch of dudes. It's the same reason anyone's attracted to Rachel Nichols. (shudders...)
I figured as much, I guess I'm just not impressed by women who are told what to say. If we hung out and she knew more about zone defenses and weak side blitzes than me, then I'd be impressed. Sideline reporters are just told what to say and there to look pretty.
And Rachel Nichols is creepy.
I don't get why people play on their Blackberry while taking a dump.
She's not a perfect 10, but she's probably hotter than %99 of our girls in real life. And that's probably true for %99 of the people watching her on TV too.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
It's how hot she is in comparison to the other chicks on sports.
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Originally Posted by MoTown
How the hell would you know what others do while taking a dump?
Also, I don't get why people hate Jemele Hill so much. I find her somewhat physically attractive & her columns are sometimes insightful. She even replied to my e-mail one time.
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It beats playing with your Wii while taking a dump, I suppose.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
That seems like it'd be much more complicated.