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You're assuming marriage prevented her from sleeping around. That's not a safe assumption in this particular case.
You're probably also assuming that she'd be worth sleeping around with, and that the thought of sleeping around with her wouldn't prompt you to cut your dick off with a butter knife. Again, not a safe assumption...
I've never had a harder time trying to sleep in my life.
My buddy just killed a guy in a head-on auto accident. My buddy was on his side of the road. Doesn't look like there will be an probs as far as that goes, but he's shook up.
Damn, that's tough.
Canned laughter.
-home made YouTube videos (I've mentioned this before, I know)
-when pop music suckitude invades my children's television viewing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk1OTXTtXRs
What about the ones where the people that make the videos are ranting about politics or responding to other people's shitty home made videos?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
Yeah, I think he meant the ones where people hold the video camera up to their TV. I mean, everybody loves the homemade ones where some 47 year old lunatic in his underwear screams into his camera about the bank bailout from his 30 year old lazy boy in the back of his double wide.Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
I hate how YouTube has gone from finding incredible jewels of nostalgia in the form of old TV clips, especially sports clips, to the vehicle for every moron in the world to show us just how stupid he is. When it first started getting popular you could find old clips of everything. When George Kell died I went to YouTube to watch some old clips of him and Kaline and the animated Tiger that I grew up with and that I had seen years ago on YouTube. It didn't matter how many searches I did or how many pages I searched, I couldn't find them again. I could only find modern Tiger clips and 1008298298 morons and their view on something Tigers. Someone should have to answer for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
Or if you are looking for a song, some dipshits title it by the song (Jumpin Jack Flash -Stones) and it just some dude on his guitar fuckin the song up.
Yeah, the vids of the people playing guitar are just gay.
I guess I don't mind if they do it for their mom in timbuktu, but just title it that way.
Fuckhead playing JJF - Rolling Stones or something
It'd still be gay. I'd only not mind if they posted original material instead of them playing some fucking Metallica song or whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Yea, its apples and oranges really. :)
The comments are pretty funny though.
"YOUR TONE SUCKS!"
"YOUR HARMONICS ARE NOT RIGHT!"
The Cartoon Network having less cartoons on it sucks:
http://www.broadcastingcable.com/art...Off_Script.php
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New York -- Cartoon Network is boosting its live action fare and expanding into unscripted alternative programming in an attempt to woo a slightly older (and potentially more profitable) new crowd.
"Just like the boy that wakes up one day and starts to sound different, our voice is changing too," said Stu Snyder president and COO of Turner Broadcasting's Animation, Young Adults and Kids Media division.
Turner and Cartoon Network executives made their pitch at the Frederick P. Rose Hall at Time Warner Center, with a backdrop consisting of buzzwords to describe the new strategy such as "authentic," "real stakes," and "un-sanitized."
At the forefront of the strategy are a slate of new alternative series that seem to take their cues from more grownup cable networks such as Discovery and Sci Fi, though with teens and tweens as the stars.
To that end, Cartoon has snatched Les Stroud, the former host of Survivorman on Discovery, to host Survive This, a reality series that will feature teens learning survival skills and overcoming challenges in the wild.
Well at least MTV still plays music videos!
I think music videos are about 1% of their programming.Quote:
Originally Posted by detroitexport
^Dad guy
^ badge of honor
I always forget to use the green text.
^ lol. I was wondering WTF channel you were watching. I should have caught that.
That was why I made the Dad guy reference, you missed the sarcasm.
And they aren't even good ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
I just have to admit I'm inferior and move on. Thats all I can do right now.
They seriously suck donkey dickQuote:
Originally Posted by LDB
http://blog.beliefnet.com/stevenwald...%20smalley.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
I'm more pissed off at the fact they took Wonder Showzen off than anything else.
1067...that hurts a lil bit, but I can accept that.
Total fuckhead move.Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
I would fall of the couch laughing at some of that.
I liked that Wildboys show with the dudes from Jackass too, but that's gone as well.
Man, fuck MTV.
oops, lib connection, sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
And Headbanger's Ball is just lame.
MTV sucks.
They have 2 or is it 3 channels now and they still can't play vidz.
Steve O hit the rehab circuit and cleaned himself up quite a bit. He was NOT heading down a good path. I like wild and crazy, but not to the point of killing yourself.
See, you got that. I didn't even have to mention it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
I'm feeling more inferior now.
VH1 isn't much better either. There's some guilty pleasures on there, but still.... they suck too.
That was just one show you do NOT let your kids watch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
It could make for some uncomfortable calls from the principals office.
edit...if they repeat any of that shit.
I've got about a 425k presentation to make today at 5pm and I admit, I'm a lil nervous for some reason. Normally, I do these standing on my head, but these things are getting fewer and farther between. Maybe thats it.
btw...doing the presentations standing on my head always helps. It impresses peeps. :)