"Things I don't get"

I don't get why people sit at a driveway to a business wanting to get out and don't use a turn signal. If you don't have the courtesy to tell me which way you are going, then screw you.

The appeal of black jellybeans.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

The appeal of black jellybeans.

Apparently, some people enjoy the taste of vomit.

http://cheddarvision.tv/

I don't get why people buy a new car and leave the plastic plate cover on the back of their car. Are they paying you to advertise their dealership? No. So unscrew the plate and take that crap off there. I have to watch enough commercials, see enough billboards these days that we don't need extra uneeded advertising. Until my dealership starts sending me monthly checks, I'm not doing their marketing for them.

Right you are, Chris! The only way I'll advertize for my dealership is if they give me a free car.
Of course, getting a free car would be the ONLY reason I'd go to an auto dealer.

Sorry if this pisses off any smokers, but too bad. I don't get why smokers think throwing their butts anywhere is not littering. Sure, they probably biodegrade in a few years. but in the mean time our streets and sidwalks are covered in butts. It's disgusting. How the state of michigan can fine you 500 bucks for throwing a napkin out the window but not a cigarette butt is beyond me. I have nothing against smoking, just use a damn ash try. If you want to throw them in your yard, by all means. But don't use public land as your personal ash try. thanks.

It's always puzzled me how actor/country artist extraordinaire, Mel Tillis, has such a terrible stuttering problem whilst talking, but when he sings, it's just beautiful, no stutter.

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Originally Posted by Taymelo

You think you have all the answers, huh. How about when my kid keeps me up all night, and judges typically show up 1 hr late, so its almost always basically a hurry up to wait situation where if you show up early, you wait a few hours to be called "early" and if you show up an hour late, you wait 1 extra hour to be called "late"?

Not so simple now, is it, champ? :twisted:

Ask Mike Tyson to hug your kids. Just once.

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Originally Posted by WTFchris

Good one. I also love that I suddenly get an uneasy stomache at job interviews and have to control the urge to fart.

To add to this - when I'm in the gym, when I'm wrapping up a workout and doing cool-down stretches, why is it that the immediately moment that a hot chick sits down to do some stretches as well, that's when the gut bomb starts kicking in, and the air biscuits beg to be freed?