The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

They did it to themselves.

Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

Isn't the iPad just a bigger iPod touch?

Here's a visual aid:

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I'm sure a lot of us didn't need SNL to figure that out. Somebody(s) in marketing is getting canned.

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Originally Posted by TBeau

Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.

Did you make it a great day?

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Originally Posted by TBeau

Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.

So other than the shower and brushing your teeth, a pretty typical morning for you?

I keep telling myself the emo slut (who I got into bed with yesterday and tried unsuccessfully for three hours to coerce into letting me screw her as we watched shitty comedy-romance movies while I was half-naked) only denied me because she likes guys with girly/emo hairstyles, has low self-esteem and, thus, is afraid of doing anything with a guy who has a job and a manly, virulent hairy chest framed by defined, muscular limbs that scream "genetically superior to that ninety-pound piece of shit you broke up with but continue to screw around with".

^POIDH

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

So other than the shower and brushing your teeth, a pretty typical morning for you?

At least mine still works.

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Dude, clean you finger nails.

After I'm through beating the fuck out of you, hoss.

You make me laugh.

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

You make me laugh.

Careful, Glan will try claiming that I'm taking you under my wing.

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Originally Posted by TBeau

After I'm through beating the fuck out of you, hoss.

Careful, Dantonio might give you a scholarship.

I don't know if it's regional or what, but McD's is having a special here where if you buy a Big Mac you get a second for as many cents as the high temp yesterday. I couldn't resist, got a 9 cent Big Mac, ate both of them and a large fry. At some point this evening an atom bomb is going to go off in my toilet.

[Insert Bigg joke here]

I'm at Menards. I'm going to ask somebody what happened to the crazy old man that used to do their commercials. I bet my wife $5 that he's dead.

I now know way too much about Ray. Damn you Glenn.

What did you find out? The guy I talked to had no clue.

He's alive and well. He's taken up piano since his retirement and also enjoys playing the stock market. "Now's the time to buy!" His son is on CSI. When he was 21 and just out of the navy he played drums in a 4 man swing outfit. They went on the road and played for ten years before rock and roll came along. If you ask him, he'll mail you an autographed picture.

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I'm thinking if he was dead, Glan would have known.

Maybe we should start a fake internet rumor that he committed suicide?

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V1: Well I don’t have any other questions written down, but if you’ve got any other interesting tidbits we’d love to hear them.

RAY: The other thing I wanted to tell you is that I had some college kids call me at 9 o’clock one night. They were having a party at their dorm, and they said, “Is this Mr. Menard?” And I said, “Well, yeah, this is Ray Szmanda.” And they said, “Will you say it for us?”
Well I could hear the noise in the background – the music and the clinking of the glasses – and I said, “Save big money at Menards!” They said, “Far out,” and that was the end of the conversation.
It was just great.

FUCK! My fiver!

But good for him, though, sounds like he's had a pretty rich life.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

At a Japanese restaurant last night, I was chowing down on sushi and udon while reading a great book about evolutionary psychology and consumerism called "Spent":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffre...y_psychologist)

The author is punchy, and this quote made me laugh out loud in the restaurant:

Who hasn't spent an evening doing this?

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Originally Posted by Vinny

V1: Well I don’t have any other questions written down, but if you’ve got any other interesting tidbits we’d love to hear them.

RAY: The other thing I wanted to tell you is that I had some college kids call me at 9 o’clock one night. They were having a party at their dorm, and they said, “Is this Mr. Menard?” And I said, “Well, yeah, this is Ray Szmanda.” And they said, “Will you say it for us?”
Well I could hear the noise in the background – the music and the clinking of the glasses – and I said, “Save big money at Menards!” They said, “Far out,” and that was the end of the conversation.
It was just great.

But last night was DA BOMB. I got to cross another thing off my "bucket list"--and Britney Spears is gonna have a sore asshole for a long time. Oh, the beauty of fame. I'm past the point of wondering whether I could fuck people like Britney Spears or Bob Costas if I wasn't famous.

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A friend of mine owns a TC1100 and swears by it. I've used it casually, and it seems decent as tablets go. You have to be careful with the screen, and it has a short battery life. It's more a specialized laptop than an appliance, and actually has an attachable laptop keyboard (though my friend uses a wireless keyboard/mouse for it). I'd bet that the price in 2003 was a good deal more than 500 bucks.

Toyota's chief should be committing ritual suicide right about now.

Seppuku: It's what's for dinner

Burning DL DVDs at 8x is sweet. Goodbye 45 minutes, hello 11 minutes.

Tried to press 077 for AMC ("Silverado")... pressed 777 instead ("M.I.L.F. Cruiser 2")
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Watching some random latenight movie called "Troll". It's terrible but great in a 3 am sort of way. Anyways, it's from the mid-80s or so and features a young wizard type named Harry Potter. Uhhh....WTF???

We had an earthquake here in northern Illinois last night. Not strong, but enough to wake me up and it sounded like a train was going by the house for 5-10 seconds.

We also had a quake about a year and a half ago. Weirdness. Northern IL: the next seismic hot spot lol.

Watching the show "Man Made" on NatGeo about the Bugatti Veyron.

WOW!!!

The Veyron's tires will last 6000 miles, at to replace all four will cost $17,000.

Kwame Brown officially wants one.

Laced up the hockey skates for the first time in almost 20 years this weekend. Didn't fare too badly (for a Dad guy).