That depends on who died.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
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That depends on who died.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
My Goshboots suck. I bought them yesterday for $12.99. They're supposed to be constructed of some wonder rubber that cushions your foot while delivering uncompromising support and traction.
I'm very disappointed.
It's not the Goshboots, it's the feet in them. Garbage in, garbage out.Quote:
Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
The tag on them sez "Made in Cambodia". This is not good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
Waking up sick.
You woke up looking like this?Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5881/fivefourwk9.jpg
or like this...
http://nahright.com/news/wp-content/...-last-kiss.jpg
pay cuts
coworker having a stroke in front of his son,
now in a coma that he's unlikely to come out of
Tranny just blew again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
I was thisclose to dumping it last month and decided to wait.
Insert 'Tranny blew' joke...
A lot of times when they replace your tranny in these situations, they are getting them used from a wrecked car. So you still have a defective tranny or a tranny that has a class action on it. Thats what happened to me anyway.
Can you request a rebuilt? Or you can punch the counter person when you take it in.
Yeah something isn't right there. Do you abuse trannys?
This had to be on purpose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
There's no way you can set yourself up like that without knowing.
lol@me
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Originally Posted by nOOb
So I meet the tow truck driver this morning in the parking lot where my car died
(Meijer -- where the fuck were you when I needed you, Herm?) and I decide to try to drive it once more, just for shits.
And, of course, the damn thing seems fine. Drove it around like nothing was ever the matter.
I had them tow it anyways since it (and the rental car) is on Saturn's dime. Might as well have them give it a once over before I sell it (hopefully this week).
The new car I want just got the 0% financing assigned to it by GM.
Tits.
^I just copied and pasted that to my Twitter
No, THIS is tits:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/...nal-poster.jpg
^ the chick on the right, then the one in the middle, then saggy on the left. In that order. I'm thinkin that'd take about 5 mins.
IIRC, Gl'enn you aksed whether you should try to get an extra couple of bucks out of the car since it had a new tranny. Aren't you glad you didn't get that extra money out of the potential buyers and now have to face them on your front porch?
Cold sores/herpes
friends contemplating divorce
^ its sucks, but sometimes its better.
Glad I don't have friends.
Ready to make dinner, which requires the use of milk.
I don't drink a lot of milk, so it tends to spoil on me.
Now I have to go out and buy milk.
But I smelled the milk first.
Then tasted it.
Bleeeachhhhhh!!!
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Originally Posted by LDB
You have a nice Sig and Avatar...and thats a good thing now that you've ventured out from your hole.
^ Does he bite?
Walmart Wolverine = no bite
So you're a Walmart Wolverine that roots for USC?
Only SC in football.Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
Cal State Nowhere in bball.
We're gonna fuckin SLAUGHTER Memphis. You wait and see.
BTW, Memphis sucks.
From their ____ _______ to their punk-ass showboating, Memphis is the antithesis of college athletics.
Just barks a lil bitQuote:
Originally Posted by LDB
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Originally Posted by Gl'enn
That means there's another chick out there for the possibility of bangin'Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy