I woke up today with some dried blood around my mouth. What happened??
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I woke up today with some dried blood around my mouth. What happened??
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Should the on-off switch on a given device essentially NOT WORK if it's plugged into a power outlet?
Among other things, I procured a $24 Impecca media player for my mom for Christmas. I decided to load some mp3s on it to get her going. But, I was having a devil of a time with it, thinking its battery wasn't holding a charge because it'd turn off when unplugged from power/USB. I was a day away from not giving her the gift at all, thinking it was defective.
Nope. It turns out that there's a (somewhat subtle) on-off switch, but it's ignored if it's actually plugged in. I had it set to "off" all this time, and it dutifully would turn off once unplugged. <groan> Anyone else see this as a safety hazard?
I would imagine you coughed some up during your sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBeau
You okay buddy?
You just couldn't resist eating some of the honey pot even though it was the 28th day?Quote:
Originally Posted by TBeau
lol... oh...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Remind you of anyone's sig?
http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/1...-time-machine/
I've been putting on some weight lately, and can't decide whether I should keep it on or work it off. I'm leaning towards keeping it, because my girlfriend likes it and tells me I look a lot healthier. I'm starting to think that deep down every chick has a chubby guy fetish.
She ain't getting me to shave my beard though.
Only thing I'm worried about is getting too lazy and turning into Elvis or something.
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Originally Posted by TBeau
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Originally Posted by Old TBeau
Fuck you, dude.
How is that so funny?
I mean, it is hilariously funny. But its the same joke over and over and it's never not funny.
True, good point. It's a mystery.
I think anyone that says "I'm a cool guy once you get to know me" should have their ass kicked. Just letting you know.
I think the descovery of the simile/metaphore by hip hop artists was the worst thing to happen to rap lyrics in history.
Craigslist m4m personals much, LDB?Quote:
Originally Posted by TBeau
How would you know, fag?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoopy
Shoopy's back!
I figured we'd lost you.
MoTown, if there was a Draftexpress sort of site that profiled WTF newbies' posting styles and upside, mine would read:
H: ?
W: ?
Bday: ?
(? Years Old)
Current: Snide
WTF Pos: Support
Possible: GlanCronie
Round: 1 Pick: 3 in 2010 Mock Draft
Rank ? in NCAA Juniors
Rank ? in Top 100 Prospects
RSCI: over 9000
High School: ?
Hometown: ?
Best Case: Poor man's MoTown
Worst Case: Rodney Stuckey
Yes, I'm sort of back. Life's hard with college and unemployment.
I stopped reading after "Glan Cronie".
Welcome back, my son.
Glen I don't know how you can do it, but make that profile happen.
I'm actually interested in college basketball now. I can't believe it. Now I just need to find a team to root for...
How about Tennessee?
He's no Richard Gere, but Bruce Pearl reminds me of Jerry Lewis.
I'll consider rooting for any team that isn't Duke.
I suppose I could pick a new team every year. That'd be fun.
Well, my Badgers beat Duke so you could root for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBeau
Well. I learned a new word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
I love that she made sure to call the glitter by its scientifically correct name but then wrote a book about how she likes to glue it to her pussy.
I mean, that's almost enough in itself.
Unless it was on a stripper, I don't think I'd be a big fan.
Note that it has to be ON her, not IN her.Quote:
Originally Posted by geerussell
I told a stripper in Windsor that she had glitter in her pussy once.
Her response? "Not again!"
She wasn't happy about it.
Just watched this. Clearly one of the greatest movies Syfy owns. If you took out all the repeated animation scenes, or at least only showed them one time, that movie would be 40 minutes long lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
At a Japanese restaurant last night, I was chowing down on sushi and udon while reading a great book about evolutionary psychology and consumerism called "Spent":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffre...y_psychologist)
The author is punchy, and this quote made me laugh out loud in the restaurant:
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Originally Posted by Geoffrey Miller
If the Uncle Mxy logo wasn't next to that post, I could swear bukdow wrote it.
The author is very bukdow-ish in spots, with a libertarian twang toward the end (just finished reading it). I mostly mentioned the Japanese restaurant because it was full of quietly eating Japanese (and not a big Saturday night crowd so I didn't have to wait an hour). My LOL was especially noticed by mama-san and her brood.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
YOU METROSEXUAL! :)
Metrosexual sushi involves weirdo variant California rolls with herbal sprouts and goat cheese and crap. By contrast, I go for the all-fish all-mercury poisoning diet all the way... chased down with sake. Yeah, I have indulged in Hawaiian sushi -- spam -- but that was part of me going native with the islanders. I got laid and lei'd, even. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
I guess my day wasn't so bad.Quote:
DALLAS -- Hunter Green, the son of former professional golfer Ken Green, was found dead in his dorm room at Southern Methodist University last week, authorities said.
SMU officials said the body of a student was found about 12:30 p.m. Friday. The Dallas County Medical Examiner's Office confirmed Tuesday that the student was Green, 21, a sophomore. Campus officials said no foul play was involved and an investigation is under way.
It's the second family tragedy in eight months for Ken Green, who won five PGA Tour events between 1985-89 and played on the 1989 Ryder Cup team. Green had his lower right leg amputated last summer after a recreational vehicle accident in which his brother and girlfriend were killed.
Green acknowledged his son's death on his personal blog Tuesday.
"Well, today is another sad day," he said. "I'm sorry to say that my youngest son, Hunter, has passed. His journey in life has ended and I can't tell you how difficult understanding this is."
Green earned about $3.7 million and 44 top 10 finishes on the regular tour before a bout with depression nearly derailed his career. He has talked of critical children's voices in his head that scuttled his concentration and left him contemplating suicide as he struggled to stay on the tour.
He lost his Tour card in 2000 and coped with financial problems between 2005 and 2008, the year he turned 50.
Green joined the Champions Tour for older players that year and played well. He was 54th on the money list with $123,906 in 11 appearances in 2009 before the accident.
In June, Green was traveling in the back of an RV driven by his brother when a tire blew out. The RV went off the road, down an embankment and crashed into a large oak tree.
Fellow pros gathered for an event in September to raise money to pay some of his medical and personal expenses, including Fred Funk, Curtis Strange, Mark Calcavecchia and Phil Blackmar. Green said then that he wanted to rejoin the Champions Tour in 2010.
Isn't the iPad just a bigger iPod touch?
Apparently, nerds everywhere are enjoying making iPad/feminine hygiene jokes.
I bet Kstat is loving this!