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My wife woke up at 5:00am today. Then she woke me up.
MRS. SWAMI: My shoulder itches.
MR. SWAMI: What?
MRS. SWAMI: My shoulder itches.
MR. SWAMI: Mmm.
MRS. SWAMI: I can't reach it. Scratch my shoulder.
MR. SWAMI: Okay. There?
MRS. SWAMI: Yes. More. Don't you have any fingernails?
MR. SWAMI: No, I cut them last night.
MRS. SWAMI: You're useless. <SNORE>
Did you guys make that baby yet?
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Originally Posted by Glenn
And why not, when the wife makes me feel so sexy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
topic: colon cleansing
Never tried it. I think it might be a fun Thursday night though.
Done it. It was really weird. Not sure if I'll do it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
While we're on the subject of colons, has anyone seen Beyonce's sister. She is quite possibly the most unfortunate looking sibling of all time. I saw her in a music video (nothing like holding on to your sister's fame) and she was busy trying to do her best Beyonce impression, but it's hard to do when you look like a fucking mule. Talk about drawing the short end of the stick in the gene pool.
It's like a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong after attempting to clone Beyonce.
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You're sick.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrRay11