Yep, bloody marys the other night and that pepper fucked with my sleep.
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Yep, bloody marys the other night and that pepper fucked with my sleep.
Getting your sleep fucked with.
-Pistons
Snow piling up too high for the snowblower.
Losing a wallet...
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Originally Posted by DrRay11
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Originally Posted by Zekyl
Fuckheads that keep playing the same god damn commercial over and over and over and over and over and over and over and shit.
Cats...
Denny not making a cartoon out of Martin Mayhew, Tom Lewand and Ford Sr.
alsoiknowthatwouldtakealotoftime
Having 1 too many last night, buy hey, its not every day we have a new Prez. I felt like celebrating.
Those fucking Best Buy commercials. Like anyone fucking likes working at Best Buy that much. Could they have found a more annoying group of supposed employees? "I put the tv in and I was the hero! High fives all around! I love my job!" Please.
death in the family, stirring up a lot of old family bullshit
Condolences Mxy.
Deaths can pull a family together or tear them apart.
I've had so many family members die over the last 3-4 years I've lost count.
My uncle and his two ex-wives were in the same room together.
Armageddon has arrived.
College basketball. I'm going to go blow my brains out, bye.
Getting canker sores on your tongue.
Holy shitballs. Hate 'em. What have you been drinking lately? I was drinking sugar free lemonade a few weeks ago and I swear that helps cause them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
Did you put salt on them yet? (Sorry if that's obvious, didn't learn until recently...) Hurts like a bitch for a minute or two if you hold it on but then it's much better and bearable. Just ordinary table salt.
I've been drinking mostly Sierra Mist lately.
I haven't done the salt thing yet, but I'm considering it.
Just do it. 3 minutes of pain, and then you're home free. Just hold it on there though.
Returning the DVD case to the library, without returning the fucking DVD because it was still in the fucking DVD player.
Oh, and the DVD was for Untraceable, a movie which pretty much sucked.
At least you found it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
I'm sure Dick Vitale is great guy, he knows more than I do and all that, but I can't wait for him to fucking retire BABY!
Props to the Steelers for winning and everything like that but when you put a mic up in some of the players grill the hootin and this'n and that'n really sucks.
its almost embarrassing to watch. See KG...Anything is possibllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle
WHAT YOU GONNA SAY NOW?
TOP OF THE WORLD
Folsom Lake is 25% capacity, drought year for sure and Folsom Prison is prolly at 125% capacity.
My wife's best friend got a phone call from her husband tonight on her way to pick up their two kids from daycare.
He told her that he wants a divorce and that's final.
They hadn't even gone to counseling or anything, he just said he's done.
What kind of scumbag does that shit?
I'm sure he's probably banging someone else, too.
They just bought a huge new house like 6 months ago.
Well, it looks like I'm getting drunk.
Something else I don't get that's related to that: How the hell do you just walk out on your family? How do you say, "Kids, I care a shit ton more about myself than you, so I'm getting the fuck out of here. Don't try to contact me." I understand things don't work out, just leaving?Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
I imagine it isn't very hard for Zip.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Writer's block
949 & 951...and then they sue for custody of the children.
Often, that's a tactic. The idea is to make the wife fight for custody so the husband can get something else that he really wants (e.g. the house).Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
It really sucks for the children. Trust me, the Michigan Friend of the Court is nobody's friend.
From what I've seen, when its the men who sue for custody, its just to keep their child support payments down.
Sinus headaches on account of the 10 degrees to 60 degrees shift.
TAG body spray. Yuck.
These commercials...
ESPN peeps standing while reading the Sports news. Sit your ass down behind that desk.