Imagine trick or treating at Zip's house.
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Imagine trick or treating at Zip's house.
That, friend, is a scary thought.
Funny though, as well. Friend.
Absolutely, Friend.
I made it to 4:30!!! Yes!
Rodrigo y Gabriela
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodrigo_y_Gabriela
Thoughts?
Post said 4:26. Once again, you failed.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBeau
It says 5:26
Damn central time zone. I'm going to have to ask the rest of the forum to change their time settings to central to avoid any further confusion....Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
So how do you react if you are ready to take a vacation with your wife using your accumulated credit card points and you find out that the bitch used the points already to buy a new dress?
Every time I see that commercial I get visibly angry and think of different ways that I could kill her if she was my wife. That dumb bitch isn't hot enough to do shit like that. I might be okay with it if Heather Locklear circa 2000 did it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
Go on vacation sans the wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
I like that idea.
Make her go on vacation sans the dress.
and while she's away fuck that hot chick at work that you know wants some
Page six is a Pharaoh special!
I like Target Practice on page 4.
My idea of a Woodward Dream Cruise...
http://media.lasvegassun.com/media/i...20cc5b10765421
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2009...ripping-strip/
Just had a dream that John Kruk died.
I wonder when Bruce Hornsby is gonna sue Proactiv for using his licks as their TV commercial muzak.
Maybe he sold out?
I mean, if you were Bruce Hornsby, wouldn't you?
Katy Perry's music is probably awful, but I would eat that chick's shit.
You eat shit for breakfast?
I can't remember what she looks like, but if memory serves me correct, doesn't she have a fantastic body with a very weird face?
Doesn't Russell Brand bang her?Quote:
Originally Posted by TBeau
Anyone seen any good Black Friday sales?
In particular, anyone seen tasty 32" flatpanel TVs sales? I suddenly have an opening in my little entertainment center, courtesy of a busted old JVC tube.
http://samsung.com/blackfridayQuote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
-1 me
Walmart will be selling an Emerson 32" for $248.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Target's got a westinghouse for about the same. I'd check out amazon, free shipping and no tax can make the difference.
http://www.facebookfails.comQuote:
Originally Posted by TBeau
Somebody give me a good reason to not watch Cannonball Run right now.
If you watch it, Hollywood goobers will presume you like it and do a shit remake.
People that still quote the Rick James Chappelle's Show episode need to die.
I'm thinking of applying for this university job doing a qualitative and quantitative analysis of lapdancing:
http://hr.leeds.ac.uk/jobs/ViewJob.aspx?CId=2&JId=785
I'm not known for my gas, but ripped one today that made peeps move out of that part of the house.
^^I have done that before, also not very often, but sometimes... damn.
It's called "leftover turkey".
It must be the Turkey. All turkey weekend I was horrible. One night I left the room to be polite, and it followed me in enough to still kill everyone.