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It's the funnest day of the year, so says my snowblower.
I put in an 8 hour work day, and have yet to get out of my PJs. Quite the thread derailer.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
Tom Cruise
SecondedQuote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Anybody who has said the words "I'm your biggest fan" to a celebrity in their lifetime. Get a life or die. I don't care which.
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...eryMYSPACE.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
:cogent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Somebody didn't see Tropic Thunder, and just has a grudge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
What about saying the words "I would put my cock in you" to a celebrity? Namely, Heather Locklear?Quote:
Originally Posted by Motown
Changing a flat tire in the snow and cold.
I'll drink to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown through Tahoe
:motown soa:Quote:
Originally Posted by DrRay11
I said that to a local newswoman here in town (kind of a celebrity), and it didn't go over too well.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrRay11
It used to work back in the '80s, I can tell you that!
Heather Locklear is still hot, but now also a complete psycho. She will either fuck you on the spot, or kill you on the spot.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrRay11
Hot chick that are psycho nut jobs, now THAT sucks.
Don't care. I'd still hit it.Quote:
Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
When I forget to extend my TIVO recording past the 3 hours the networks say the game will last. I'm gonna miss the end to the Colt/Charger game...me thinks.
^^ I hope you were joking about that.
Nope and it sucks, cuz I don't know how the game ended, cept my Chargers won.
Head colds that turn into a sore throat and making its way to a chest cold.
Quitting smoking after 10+ years. Holy shitballs.
Robitussin
Besides tasting like skunk piss, it has me all jittery or something. I fuckin hate this shit.
10pm not even close to thinking about going to bed. Fuck Robitussin.
Just drink the whole bottle. You'll be too happy to realize it sucks.
I'd be up for a week.
Its 3 and not tired. I'll never touch that shit again, unless its early.
Jager substitutes nicely.
Thank you, Sir. Never thought about that.
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Originally Posted by Vinny
The extra spending money must be nice, no?
Not to mention your car and house must smell better.
1. Scheduling a tonsillectomy.
2. Making the dreaded "reply all" mistake when replying to a co-worker's email with a snarky remark.
Sucks for you, hilarious for everyone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
On a vaguely related note:
Right out of college I got a straight up corporate accounting job. Most boring 2 years of my life. The interweb was still a pretty murky concept for employers at the time, and only a few of us had access because we needed access for a specific project, so you had to be real "sneaky" about using it.
What I used to do is cut and paste articles I wanted to read into whatever Excel spreadsheet I was working on. That way I could just hit Ctrl home real quick and it looked like I was working like normal.
One of my main gigs at the place was the weekly sales report which went out to the Prez, VPs and Board of Directors. This report wasn't hard to do by any means but was probably the most important one or at least all these guys cared about.
About 5 years after I quit, a buddy of mine who still worked there called me laughing his ass off to tell me that the guy who had replaced me was getting into all kinds of trouble and was potentially going to be fired (he wasn't). Apparently the report had spent the last five years going out where if you just paged down at the bottom, you'd find the 2002 ESPN Detailed Fantasy Football rankings for Quarterbacks. Yeah, I felt pretty bad about that one.
-Getting my quarterly 401K statement in the mail
January started out bad (slow) and is getting worse every day.
Going to bed early and waking up at 1:30 in the morn.
Been there so many times. You have to break the cycle and make yourself get up by 10 am tommorrow and then make yourself stay up until 11 PM tommorrow night, no matter how tired you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
Lately, I've been on a "sleep for 3 hours at night, sleep for 2 hours in the afternoon" kick -- not my choice, it's just kinda happened. It's sucky.
Every time I see this thread, I just want to type 'your mom'. Hell maybe I already said this in the thread. That's just how natural it is for me to say it.
I do the same thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
The Hiccups. I don't have them right now or anything, but still...fuck 'em.
lol
acid reflux