Truth hurts more, sometimes.
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Truth hurts more, sometimes.
Subway really needs to calm down on the lettuce.
On that token, I usually get every veggie on my Subway sub.
Lies hurt the most.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
Not very Buddhist of you, Swam.
Lies are just the truth about another universe.
That's some hippy Buddhist shit right there.
I better get out of here before Swami starts up a discussion.
What do you guys think about Axe body spray?? Anybody use it? Anybody? Certainly there's one member of this forum that uses it....
^ gimmicky
I've tried it, but I didn't inhale.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
Only frat guys use it. I wonder if there's any guys here that are in frats...Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
The only product of technology I spray on myself is insect repellent.
It may double as that...
I don't use underarm deordorant, cologne, perfume, after shve, soap or insect repeelent (although that does sound like a great way to pick up chicks).
What I do is save panties from the chicks I bang, which they usually lave as they go running out of my place screaming at the top of their lungs upon waking up next to me.
So, I have a collection of these panties, and hen I go out, I just rub them all over my body s I already smell like the puss when I hit the clubs.
I figure The Ladies will look around, see me, smell me, and wonder why I smell like the puss, and they'll prolly want o get a piece of me just to see what this is all about.
It's a competition thing with women. If they know you been fucking, they'll want some of the fucking from you. Tried and true. Works almost some of the time (especially with hookers).
That Leona Lewis chick got punched at her book signing. Discuss.
And no, I don't think that's funny.
I certainly don't think MoTown would endorse it, either.
Now that sonofabitch MoTwon, who knows?
My sources tell me she ran out crying while the "fan" was laughing as he was getting wrestled to the floor.
I think we know what John Saunders' thoughts on this are.
I don't know who the chick is, but she probably deserved it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
:motown soa:
ohnohedident
If the dude was laughing as they wrestled him to the floor, then my guess is that he had a reason. He fulfilled his obligation.
Bitch that was sitting in the waiting room at the doctor's office talking on her cell phone needed to STFU.
FTSU = Fuck That Shit Up
Few shows are worse than Saved by the Bell: The College Years.
Anything Dustin Diamond touches turns to Dirty Sanchez.
Shakira is a fine, fine lady.
:cogent:Quote:
Originally Posted by TBeau
Anyone else seen that commercial where the blonde goes: "I watch the Buckeyes play... through the eyes of a Wolverine." WTF is that about?
She likes it in the butt.
I was just about to hit 'submit' with a "Athletes wearing the 'good boy sweater' pic thread" (Presented by KG) and I bailed on it.
Good choice?
Have you guys seen the Nissan Cube? Weird.
Clocks get turned back this weekend, btw.
Wait, should that have gone in the Daylight Savings Time OGT?
Somebody start "Aks Clemedia".
An extra hour to drink beer, get busy, sleep, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
It's been messing with me all day.
rt...Passing candy to the kids last night was hecka fun. Some kids are so polite. Lot of fun for and old guy like me.
You call these candy?
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_fox_new...76tmn2_210.jpg
I want a couple of those to wear with my Rush Limbaugh hat.
ANd obviously those kids were only polite because their parents made them thank you. If their mommies and daddies weren't there, they probably would've shoved your ass.
I was in full Dad Guy mode last night as well. The kids had a blast and I got to "inspect and test" the loot.
So you take the kids out early, then pass out candy later? Or momma stays home?