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those big "cigar" pretzel rods with cream cheese are pretty hot, too
Kind of, but the wife puts finely diced celery, onion and a lil bit of that fake crab and lemon and then we throw it on a ritz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
So I'm not sure if thats a yes or a no.
sounds girly
no disrespect, of course
^ California thing? Can you let me slide with a "California thing"?
Is that your fruity drink excuse too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Fuck'n A!
Do you have interlocked arms when you "throw it on a ritz"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Ross
THEY'RE STOMPING A MUDHOLE IN HIS ASS
<--- wiki'ing Jim Ross
Sounds like a good ol som bitch to me.
You're goddamn right he is!
Why I even bother showing the wife my old lazy bachelor tricks when it comes to dishes in the kitchen.
Sept 27, 09 11:29am
Making Navy Bean Soup.
I was swimming at that time (well, 2:29pm Eastern)... not too many good days left around here to do that. Had fun. So did she.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Purified water isn't that good for you, I hear. It tastes so much better than spring water, though.
That would be Maurice Purify's urine, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
http://bigrednetwork.com/archives/im.../08/purify.jpg
^ Not good for you, and also tastes like piss and failure.
Beware of false advertising on this piss-drinking front. Menopur, which you would think comes from a man's piss, actually comes from the piss of menopausal nuns.
For the record I clicked, McLain. My http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/wri...et/Beilein.jpg shirt.
Wondering 1-10 where this joke falls...
A Blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.
The lady behind the counter thanks her, and says "Come Again".
The Blonde says "No, it's toothpaste this time, you nosy bitch."
^ I actually LOLed. Maybe 6 or 7?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
People who flash the peace sign while taking pictures can go to Hell.
two yoots
A penguin drops off his car to have his engine checked. While he's waiting, he waddles next door to the 7-11 and buys some ice cream. Since he's got no hands, he gets it all over his face while he eats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
An hour later he returns to check on his car. The mechanic says "Looks like you blew a seal".
The penguin says "no, that's just a little ice cream".
Co-worker was just telling me about a show on the History Channel last night that detailed what would happen if a nuke hit a major city, Washington DC, for example.
Basically, if that happens, we're fucked.
I kinda want to watch it and kinda never want to think about it again.
Anybody see it?
Also, earlier today I was wondering about the Favre and if the Favre will be Favring with Favrocity on the Favre Favre, if you Favre what I Favre.
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
I did not see it, but as I said last week, nuclear war is prolly bad. Just listen to ME!Quote:
Originally Posted by Glan
Anyone else watch The Day After when it aired?
I thought about that when I read Glen's post. They had a live audience after it to hear what they felt about it. Pretty grim stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
I'm trying to think of the older guy's name in that movie/docu. Not John Forsythe. edit Jason Robards
And that other guy, who's name escapes me also, on the radio...."Can anyone hear me? Anyone at all? edit John Lithgow.
Never forget it.
Jon and Kate must DIE!
The one that sticks with me too was when one character finally makes it to his house to see it taken over. If I remember it right he pleads with them that he just wants to be home, right before they kill him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
I haven't seen it since it came out (I was in middle school or maybe high school then), but it was huge.
An image search engine. Kinda fun:
http://labs.ideeinc.com/upload/
I remember watching that. It really tapped that 80s mood of waiting for the other apocalyptic shoe to drop. Around the same time there was another one called Threads, which was the british version of the day after, but not quite as "feel good"Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Are Spartan fans really that sad that they are still copying off "300" for all of their Spartan cries? I heard them yell "Spartans: What is your occupation? OOAH! OOAH! OOAH!" like 15 times in the game. The movie is played out now, which makes that shit really lame.
How long until Michigan fans start throwing out X-Men Origins lines?
(I do know that they've had those "foam Wolverine claws" during the games, but that's not even remotely the same)
I still haven't seen 300. Don't care to see it, either.
I know somebody that is obsessed with the movie and even dressed up as Leonidas for Halloween. Total idiot.
^ This person you know is trying to tell you he's gay.
It's you, isn't it? I KNEW IT
Accusations hurt.