The ORIGINAL Twitter thread

The guys over at RGM just discovered the "Keith Langlois" Twitter feed

Lol

lol link plz

edit nm found it hahaha

Sarah Silverman keeps cracking my ass up.

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Originally Posted by SarahKSilverman

Going to see Inglorious Basterds right now!! Jews with guns!! I hope they kill Hitler!

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Originally Posted by DennyMcLain

Sarah Silverman keeps cracking my ass up.

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I like her and all, but her whole "hay im jewish lol omg" thing is getting tiring. The tweets are indeed pretty funny, though.

Also, back off, The cute Jewish broads are mine. I declared that shit months ago.

Gaffigan's tweets are gold.

http://twitter.com/jimgaffigan

5:09...Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
made my way downstairs and had a cup, looking up, I noticed I was late.

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

5:09...Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
made my way downstairs and had a cup, looking up, I noticed I was late.

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Wow, man. Why aren't you a novelist instead of a house builder?

Novelists don't have crews.

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Originally Posted by LDB

Wow, man. Why aren't you a novelist instead of a house builder?

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It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer.

Yesterday... all my tweeting seemed so far away.